GATEKEEPSo this fat, downie looking guy with his eyes too far apart walks in and places a cracked iPhone 15 Max on the table and asks me to help him update it and back up his photos. Like a trusting idiot he gives me his pin and the first thing I see isn't porn, but BIPOC and carp emojis floating around.
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What kind of a fricking idiot reads the comments in a carp post? You're supposed to leave an early comment for dramacoin farming.
I gave the lardass a withering stare before continuing on with 30 seconds of button pushing he could have figured out with Bing.
Then I asked him what he was doing and he just mumbled and stared at the ground like a beta.
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I'm back at your store now because the goddarn fricking wagie forgot to transfer cellular service to the new phone
And the old one got wiped
So now it's updating to iOS 16 very slowly so I can transfer my number and shit to the new one
And this has been a like 4 hour ordeal
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The wagie is just lonely and wanted you to come back to his store. So he "forgot" it.
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He made an even bigger mess and the only Arab in the county also works here I guess and he fixed it in about 2 minutes
I'm driving home now
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Literal neurodivergent can't operate cell phone
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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He doesn't know what wi-fi is.
Nobody tell him.
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5G UW is faster than shitty store Wi-Fi, tf you talking about unless you live in the fricking boonies
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enjoy your brainworms
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You really think a Verizon store is gonna have shitty wifi.
The longer it takes to back up your cat pictures, the longer it takes to get you out the door.
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Aren't you a phone poster as well?
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