GATEKEEPSo this fat, downie looking guy with his eyes too far apart walks in and places a cracked iPhone 15 Max on the table and asks me to help him update it and back up his photos. Like a trusting idiot he gives me his pin and the first thing I see isn't porn, but BIPOC and carp emojis floating around.
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What kind of a fricking idiot reads the comments in a carp post? You're supposed to leave an early comment for dramacoin farming.
I gave the lardass a withering stare before continuing on with 30 seconds of button pushing he could have figured out with Bing.
Then I asked him what he was doing and he just mumbled and stared at the ground like a beta.
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Carp is attractive IRL. Looks like Tom Green, but not as tall.
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He is simultaneously nearly hairless and scruffy, taupe and ruddy, bug-eyed and sunken featured. I would cross the street if I saw him on the sidewalk. He looks like a drug addicted misshapen freak, and coming from me that's saying a lot.
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Fetch and intelligent.
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He's got a face made for a MAD magazine cover.
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He looks like that villain from the one far cry game everyone likes. You know the one
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Are you talking about this one?
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yeah lol
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!writecel this is how you introduce a character
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