GATEKEEPSo this fat, downie looking guy with his eyes too far apart walks in and places a cracked iPhone 15 Max on the table and asks me to help him update it and back up his photos. Like a trusting idiot he gives me his pin and the first thing I see isn't porn, but BIPOC and carp emojis floating around.
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What kind of a fricking idiot reads the comments in a carp post? You're supposed to leave an early comment for dramacoin farming.
I gave the lardass a withering stare before continuing on with 30 seconds of button pushing he could have figured out with Bing.
Then I asked him what he was doing and he just mumbled and stared at the ground like a beta.
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this neighbor has green text messages
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what's wrong
with that? 
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SHE
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androids are male-coded, sorry bb
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the only reason a man would buy an iphone is because apple has a monopoly on women as a gender
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In my experience the foids don't say shit about having an android, its the gay dudes who are big mad your not sucking Apple peepee
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Green texters always get ignored
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Bluebubbles server lets @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet use iMessage on @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet's Galaxy Fold 5. @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet have way too many phones. @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet is syncing @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet's iMessage between 12 different phones RN.
@Zombie_Shreddedmanlet prefer Android but too many nerds Sneed about Apple. Their cameras and SoC are definitely better.
@Zombie_Shreddedmanlet definitely need iMessage because @Zombie_Shreddedmanlet is the only dramatard confirmed too frick.
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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I thought you were a married devout catholic, age 50+. The frick do you know/care?
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Because I don't like poors
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Everyone outside of the US just uses apps anyways. Idk why sms is still so big there
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It's all blue for me
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Imagine still falling for the tricks of the bends-in-your-pocket jew after the shitbrick that was the iphone 6+.
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Androidailures keep seething
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Nothing screams incel harder than a top hat and an android phone
Trans lives matter
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