Howdy y'all! This is a blog post. Today I finally got insurance coverage on my new free Volvo and it wasn't that bad! Only $275 / 6 months. I also switched the Porsche to storage coverage for $88 a 6 months vs the $575 I pay otherwise.
Anyways, next Thursday I've arranged a ride to Detroit to pick it up and bring this pinnacle of 90s design home.
I also got back from Kentucky, where I unfortunately found out my teeth are too fricked up for the University of Kentucky student dentists to fix and I'm going to have to go through their residency program. That means it's going to cost a lot more than I'd planned and take much longer.
While I was there I had the worst steak or my life:
It was all fat and rubbery!
I also drove through a tiny tunnel!
And visited the coomer homeland!
Then I took some pics of my car!
Then after that I drove home and remembered my car can kinda drive itself so I could keep browsing rDrama.
Since I've been back I've been selling things I don't need anymore to buy car parts and have managed to raise $2800 with minimal effort. Now that I've sold all of the easy stuff, I've moved on to trying to sell things from my art collection, like this photo of a potty!
Thanks for reading! I'm horribly depressed today!
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how are you so simultaneously poor and rich
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I also blew through what money I had saved up by spending. $800/month feeding raccoons.
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Some raccoons have all the luck
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What did you feed the coons?
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They go through around four 50lb bags of store-brand dog food each week. I've had to cut back on feeding all of the wild ones, so I'm down to two bags a week these days and only feed my own and favorites.
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don't they all just go feral though sooner or later? my neighbor used to have coons
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They do, but I always end up with a fresh set of orphans to raise each year. Even after releasing them they still stay close and come back for meals.
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INDUSTRIAL
RACOON 
ORPHAN COMPLEX
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they seem to prefer fried chicken and watermelon in my experience
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hey man not cool
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Hey look it's me your raccoon
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Give me coins Jesus
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I saw you hit the jackpot cute twink but fine here you go
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You've got all them coins just sittin there, waitin to be goombled
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It's there to launch The Final Intifada against
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
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You are literally like Israel with your accumulated shekels to attack me with.
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If you give me 5K I'll be 25% towards by goal. And you'll have my sword in the coming crusade.
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Worth it
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I come from money and all of my necessities are taken care of, but anything extra is on me and I haven't worked for three years.
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The guy in the subdivision with a new bmw and 7 credit cards
isnt rich.
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how do you know how many credit cards he has
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It's my alt.
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tell me your alts credit card numbers then
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You need alt-seeing-eye to get people's credit card numbers on here.
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To see our alt credit cards
alt numbers 
ill need our safe word.
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Sick ride. I'm pretty sure I made out in the back of one of those in high school. You should check the cargo area for weird stains.
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This one's got weird stains on the headliner and a hole in the back of the passenger seat you can put your peepee in.
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Did you try out the glory hole yet?
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Not yet. I've only actually seen it in the flesh once. It's at my uncle's house three hours away and I had to get insurance on it and a ride over there so I can drive it home. I'll definitely give it a go before patching it up.
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I feel like modern cars are getting worse and worse. It sucks if you're someone who prefers physical dials and buttons over touch screens and a car that doesn't send data back to the manufacturer all the time. That's not even getting into locked features/"upgrades" and shit like that.
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No digital bullshit here.
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I know I know but it's free and they didn't come in manual.
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I really
want to buy a new car before 
they get worse/full electric 
but the prices right 
now are nuts.
Srsly carcels what do?
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I can explain you why at least for German
cars. 90% of the design strags that end up working 
for globoauto come from the sme terrible 
shithole university, the HS Pforzheim. We already reject 
95% of these people and looking 
at the new X2 we somehow keep riding 
the downward spiral.
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In the U.S. all cars are starting to look the same because they have to comply with safety standards and shit, but they don't need to make the fricking interiors all be the same annoying touch-screen focused hellscape. Super annoying
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Yeah I get you. Everyone
here is bitching about the new r-slurred 
controls too. Instead of differentiating us from the Chinaslol with quality 
physical diala a.k.a. quality 
german 
engineering we use tbe same cheap 
butt screenshit like China 
and loose an advantage on another front 
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Why have they to r*pe pretty cars so much nowadays
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wait until you see the new XM
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Don't worry, just one more car and your depression will be cured!
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I'm getting rid of the BMW because I realized I don't enjoy it enough for the amount it costs me per month.
I sold another BMW earlier this year and have one additional one I need to get rid of. Then I'll be down to just the Volvo and Porsche so my life should be a lot simpler automotively.
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How can you have enough money to not have a care in the world and still be depressed
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Figure it out and you can have the money.
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I don't want money but some dramacoins for gambling are always welcome
Tbh I had an episode like that lasted a few years or so back in middle school, drugs were the only thing that could kickstart me back into normal.
Not exactly the healthiest of choices but it was a welcome change at the time.
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Sorry to hear that
Cool car though
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Where was that steak from? There are tons of good restaurants in Lexington, but that looks awful.
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This place called Loma's or something in Winchester. I complained to the waitress and she agreed it was bad but then didn't do anything about it. I wasn't allowed to complain any further since I guess my sister has a business/political relationship with the owners and didn't want any drama.
Their “hand breaded” $12 mozzarella sticks are just frozen food service grade too.
My parents used to really like the place but this steak basically ended any chance of ever going back.
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The Opera House used to have a really nice restaurant in the 90s, and I would put Robert's Cafe that was in the Brown-Proctor building across Main Street around the same time up against pretty much any restaurant anywhere. Dude was doing hyperlocal cuisine all by himself back before that was even a thing.
But yeah, if you want a good steak, Malone's, Jeff Ruby's, and Tony's are where it's at.
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I had a really good pizza at the old firehouse. Will definitely check out those other places as I'll be spending more time down there. Our house is the one on Main Street with all of the over the top Halloween bullshit.
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Engine House Deli also was an iconic place in my childhood, but it's gone through like 3 owners since then. Haven't actually lived in Winchester in 20 years.
I grew up literally blocks away from you all. Went to St Agatha, then to a private school in Lexington since St Agatha only went up to 5th grade.
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Oh so not far from me then
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So where does one get a fetch old Volvo for free?
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Dying uncle, unfortunately.
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After I find your house on google street view I will send you a postcard to cheer you up
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How much do you want for the turlet picture?
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It got 3000GBP back in 2010 and I'm hoping to get $1200 for it. If I can't get at least a thousand I'm just going to donate it to a museum.
https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-5374552
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Volvo made some gorgeous cars for sure
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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She's gonna be a real beauty once I repaint the trim black and replace the door with a dent in it.
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The white is classic. They had a nice dark blue grey too, but can't beat the white
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I wish it were this brown, or the blueish green, but free is my favorite color and the white hides a lot of small imperfections.
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I love their classic teal
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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I really like the oldschool bumpers because I can sit and use the bumper as a footrest
new cars are made like they don't want you sitting on the hood >=[
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I don't want anyone sitting on my car, bozo.
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ur one of those
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Replaced my bald snow tires for the season, Michelin X-Ice Snow. So far in the dry around 50F I don't love them, they don't hook like my old Blizzak LM32s but I'm eager to see how they do in snow. The Blizzaks were all around great but once the layer of special compound wears away they're basically all seasons. Michelins promise more consistent snow performance. On paper they should be better but we'll see.
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Now that you've bought new ones it's gonna be a dry winter.
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That's ok. My other tires are not to be used in temps below 50F, the compound gets too hard and will get damaged aside from severely diminished grip. Snow tires are a special compound that stays soft in frezzing temps. If no snow we'll certainly get some bitter cold.
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Kino car pics
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I like the first car more tbh
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The Volvo? I like it more too. Having 400hp in the BMW is fun but it's not fun in turns like the Porsche, and it makes 110mph feel like 70mph, which gets me in trouble.
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Idk but bejita better kiss my fricking wife soon or there will be heck to raise.
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Say what?
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just a shitpost. ongoing joke from 4chan/twitter that goku
from dbz is a cuck. I'm drinking rn
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sorry you're depressed, that's a pretty pog blog post.
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Excellent taste my dude. The nude photographs he took were top tier.
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You like your BMW? I really
dont know about the hamster 
teeth, im still seething 
that we are pandering to the Chinese 
now. There 
is a reason I throw 
90% of designstrag applications into the trash 
without taking a second 
look.
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It's a very impressive car but in order to have fun with it you've gotta either hit reckless speeds or shred expensive tires. The 911 is more fun at legal speeds and you don't have to lose grip to have fun.
Which is why I don't feel too bad replacing it with a 24 year old Volvo.
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