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ONE. MORE. WEEK.

Howdy y'all! This is a blog post. Today I finally got insurance coverage on my new free Volvo and it wasn't that bad! Only $275 / 6 months. I also switched the Porsche to storage coverage for $88 a 6 months vs the $575 I pay otherwise.

Anyways, next Thursday I've arranged a ride to Detroit to pick it up and bring this pinnacle of 90s design home.

I also got back from Kentucky, where I unfortunately found out my teeth are too fricked up for the University of Kentucky student dentists to fix and I'm going to have to go through their residency program. That means it's going to cost a lot more than I'd planned and take much longer.

While I was there I had the worst steak or my life:

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It was all fat and rubbery!

I also drove through a tiny tunnel!

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And visited the coomer homeland!

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Then I took some pics of my car!

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Then after that I drove home and remembered my car can kinda drive itself so I could keep browsing rDrama.

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Since I've been back I've been selling things I don't need anymore to buy car parts and have managed to raise $2800 with minimal effort. Now that I've sold all of the easy stuff, I've moved on to trying to sell things from my art collection, like this photo of a potty!

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Thanks for reading! I'm horribly depressed today!

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I also blew through what money I had saved up by spending. $800/month feeding raccoons.

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Hey look it's me your raccoon

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:#nono:

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Give me coins Jesus

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I saw you hit the jackpot cute twink but fine here you go

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You've got all them coins just sittin there, waitin to be goombled :horny:

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It's there to launch The Final Intifada against @YALLAHblessYoTraplord

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You are literally like Israel with your accumulated shekels to attack me with.

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i WILL r*pe you

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If you give me 5K I'll be 25% towards by goal. And you'll have my sword in the coming crusade.

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Some raccoons have all the luck :marseyill:

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What did you feed the coons?

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They go through around four 50lb bags of store-brand dog food each week. I've had to cut back on feeding all of the wild ones, so I'm down to two bags a week these days and only feed my own and favorites.

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don't they all just go feral though sooner or later? my neighbor used to have coons

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They do, but I always end up with a fresh set of orphans to raise each year. Even after releasing them they still stay close and come back for meals.

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INDUSTRIAL :marseyunabomber: RACOON :coonsmug: ORPHAN COMPLEX

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:marseyitsover: for uncharismatic coons

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:#marseysoutherner:

they seem to prefer fried chicken and watermelon in my experience

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hey man not cool

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:#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardcheers:

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Worth it

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