Im going home for thanksgiving and im gonna see my crazy trump grandparents who have no clue im trans. problem is i have sprouted breasts. Today i got all dressed up for a fun friday night with a big fuzzy sweater, and to my surprise my chest is STILL visible. what the heck should I do??? my dad is also probably gonna kill me when he sees me
I am so fricked
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ok so here is what you do. I imagine they are sorta disappointed in your politics so don't give them a chance to notice the tits. Just come out in full on boomer chud mode. Talk about how this country needs Trump back in office to fix the worlds problems. They are a bunch of uninformed trump tards. Get their political beliefs (probably comically wrong) and just gas light them with shit they want to be true. Don't be a cute twink and where a sweater. Go to walmart and get a hoodie in XL or XXL. Get some jeans that are slightly baggy. Dark solid color shirts only, also not tight in any way whatsoever. Leave all that in the sun for a couple days (flip is so you get both sides
) and wash it several times so it actually looks like you have worn it. They will be so happy you are dressing and acting like a trump tard, they will just assume any excess fat deposits is just from drinking (non bud light) beers. It would be so fun to gaslamp and act like a chud. You might even get back in the will
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Prissy Transfolkswagens are literally incapable of uttering anything that doesn't validate them every single time they breathe. Even completely neutral statements are embedded with an air of manic queerness of living a novel experience before the crushing banality of reality sets in.
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of course, please post all your drama here. This might be the greatest week ever if you follow through
what non political things do your grandparents like? you should talk about guns or something too.
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if your grandparents are at all senile just gaslamp them into believing they've always had a granddaughter
gl queen
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this is the dramaway
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also the transway. some unrionically use that rhetoric, it's the moral justification for transitioning children
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I feel like if they are going to make your life difficult, you should be allowed to troll them.
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Could they just claim theyre getting fat? Alot of moids get fat-man tits when they get fat.
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I want another slice of pumpkin pie but it's going to go right to my tits
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I lost weight since last year
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You cant control from where you lost the weight. And why d you report me? "They" isnt misgendering you
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I would prefer if you referred to me as "she" and "her", using gender neutral pronouns indicates that you cast doubt on the validity of my identity
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You call yourself a transman, butt claim your pronouns are she/her. This makes me doubt that you dont doubt your identity aswell as thats not how the trans pronoun rules work. Beyond that youre on an anonymous internet forum, attempting to have an "identity" here makes you seem irrational. That'd be like walking around a shopping mall trying to hide your identity, people would similarly think youre irrational regardless of how you think about your "identiy". How am I not to doubt/be skepitcal of someone who is demonstrably irrational?
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where?
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They must have changed their username bc of my comment. It was literally "transman", lol
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I think she got namelocked by the raccoon guy
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it's shit like this why I doubt this isn't a troll account. No fricking way this isn't a troll account.
e: transb-word does not exist. The person who operates that handle is a drama oldstrag. These are the facts.
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It definitely is, I was just playing along to be nice. Butt I guess id do that if they were actually trans so ...
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Ask one of your ftm friends for a binder. Good luck queen!
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Binders full of women.
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FtMs and MtFs are like straight men and lesbians. They are NOT friends. Get it right or pay 6 tuppence for transphobia.
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That depends on the kind of FtM, a lot of zoomer FtMs whiteknight the
s of the world without knowing about who they're defending.
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But zoomers don't hang out in person, they just do tik Tok and eat hot chip
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Because a lot of zoomee FtMs are autoandrophiles.
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All of them that I have met (I've met at least 3, depending if he/she/theys count) seem to just be tomboys with short hair, maybe it's different online or with whoever you've met. I've actually seen more autoandrophilic traits in theyfabs/women, such as an obsession with shipping men.
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I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...
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I'm a straight dude who's been great friends with lesbians, they're my favorite letter in the rainbow.
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film it and then post it here for our amusement
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also this
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this is a very important piece of advice ^
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Show us and let us judge.
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!moidmoment frick you
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Moidmoment yourself, dude.
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I bet you're one of the ugly ones, not a cute tranner at all
Also
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This site is supposed to give me hekkin transphobic attention.
Stop thirsting for me.
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I remember when I was in a restaurant in Montreal I saw this really badly passing MTF in full anime girl attire like a fricking extremely online stereotype / humiliation fetish hon and her general demeanour suggested neurodivergent AGP.
However I'm a bichad and I thought she was actually pretty cute in her own way and if I wasn't with my foid I would have loved to freak it out by going over and shooting my shot for some bussy.
I imagine there is a massive untapped dramatic goldmine for well meaning and sincere bichads trying to pick up badly passing but good looking
s with persecution complexes.
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Does your foid know you're bi?
Trans Lives Matter.
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Yes she was watching RuPaul and one of them wasn't wearing makeup and I brought up that he was a pretty cute guy.
Luckily I'm the keyed kind of bi (I want to top a QT femboy/train/androgynous) and not the cringe kind (get topped in front of wife while reciting Marx and admiring funko collection)
She's also bi to some degree and has ‘joked' about MFF threesome while drinking but I haven't pressed it (I'm pretty trad aside from the bussy, seems like a bad idea)
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Good for you. @frickingnerd's foid tries too bait @frickingnerd sometimes by showing twinks etc but @frickingnerd never took it. Better safe than sorry.
Trans Lives Matter.
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You will never be a gold star gay
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
trans lives matterin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to posttrans lives matternext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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you show off all the time. lets see those tits!
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There are no girls on the internet is a rule with a long explanation but the tl;dr is: Tits or GTFO
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Xhe posted them months ago. They're not visible under
anything 
but a skin right 
shirt.
Palestinian lives matter less than Jewish
lives.
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They are not the same size now compared to three months ago lol
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Palestinian lives matter less than rat lives
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Sounds like you already have a solution
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Familial disappointment
goes spinny!
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Humblebrag
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cut off your tits
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heck no
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I'm out of ideas already
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Detrans a possibility?
Worst case scenario. Just act sad if they poke fun. Show no signs or hatred. Hopefully, they'll just feel sad for you back and consider you were brainwashed, and treat you kindly.
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Frick this show those bigots what's up
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mtftmtftmtftm
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Oh wait, this isn't a reddit post from a random train, but an actial dramatard?
I'm sure you'll get lots of very useful advice here!
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make it sound sincere if you want to hear dramatic blogposts after thanksgiving though. the neurodivergent can't tell the difference between satire/bait and sincerity
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borrow a chest binder from a ftm friend
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Unironically bind that shit up and dress like a man. Not worth the drama
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Tell them you got vaccinated and have been eating a lot of seed oils
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Tell them you were doing roids
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Good idea
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If you aren't going to use a binder this is your best option. Tell them you got prescribed steroids for having low testosterone.
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Also cuz theyre trying to get jacked
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Do you really think the family will believe that?
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You must wear a pair of giant novelty breasts over you're actual breasts. Just act like it's epic bantz. If anybody says it's in bad taste call them a snowflake
Israeli lives matter
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the dad's face be like
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They'll just think it's gyno from being fat
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Say it's from the chemicals Joe Biden put in the water
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It probably was though
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41% of trains can't be wrong!
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Detransition
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I would
rather die.
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Definitely use a binder. You'll pass as cos if you can strap those things down
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cos?
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Cis
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Cis
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Just go all-in on the "based
" bit, MIGAtards love it.
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Unironically I might join the pro-life club and start espousing traditional family values
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Tell them you got gynecomastia from antidepressants. I'm serious.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23324513
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