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transbitch she/her basically a cis woman  1yr ago (text post) 1,366 thread views #219756

I am so fricked

Im going home for thanksgiving and im gonna see my crazy trump grandparents who have no clue im trans. problem is i have sprouted breasts. Today i got all dressed up for a fun friday night with a big fuzzy sweater, and to my surprise my chest is STILL visible. what the heck should I do??? my dad is also probably gonna kill me when he sees me

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ok so here is what you do. I imagine they are sorta disappointed in your politics so don't give them a chance to notice the tits. Just come out in full on boomer chud mode. Talk about how this country needs Trump back in office to fix the worlds problems. They are a bunch of uninformed trump tards. Get their political beliefs (probably comically wrong) and just gas light them with shit they want to be true. Don't be a cute twink and where a sweater. Go to walmart and get a hoodie in XL or XXL. Get some jeans that are slightly baggy. Dark solid color shirts only, also not tight in any way whatsoever. Leave all that in the sun for a couple days (flip is so you get both sides :marseyfacepalm:) and wash it several times so it actually looks like you have worn it. They will be so happy you are dressing and acting like a trump tard, they will just assume any excess fat deposits is just from drinking (non bud light) beers. It would be so fun to gaslamp and act like a chud. You might even get back in the will

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Prissy Transfolkswagens are literally incapable of uttering anything that doesn't validate them every single time they breathe. Even completely neutral statements are embedded with an air of manic queerness of living a novel experience before the crushing banality of reality sets in.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGWbE0XiBDX2T8Q/giphy.webp Its been 5 minutes and I forgot to look at myself in the mirror

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@TikTokTrain probably go to /pol/ and hang around the president trump general thread /ptg/. also browse other threads and learn to be chuddy but not overly chuddy. Israel is our greatest ally afterall. You should ask things like "what is yalls church doing to help israel?" For your mouthbreather level iq stuff, to really get you ready for the real thing, you need to acclimate yourself to dealing with r-slur trumpers for long periods of time by posting alot on patriots.win

of course, please post all your drama here. This might be the greatest week ever if you follow through

what non political things do your grandparents like? you should talk about guns or something too.

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