you think you're someone's e-friend, right, and you drop a line in, something like "shut up cute twink" or "frick off BIPOC lmao" and they go apeshit, block you, and it's very upsetting.
im over thirty. i grew up on chans and ircs
i just dont know how to talk to people any more.
SO MANY people are like this.
you cant have a sneaky jab at someones insecurities and have a laugh about it, get a jab at yours straight back, and laugh about it.
i feel a massive disconnect between online and real life. all of the people i hang out with dont give a shit about this kind of jibbing. but i cant break out of my social circle because
1. i cant modulate my speech, which is practically done on impulse
2. everyone is a kitty.
3. frick off BIPOC
im darn frickin sick of it.
real life isnt supposed to be a larp.
the fact that i've started to think of real life as a larp is crazy.
social disconnect.
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Real friendship is when you can sneak up behind your bro and grab his hips and whisper "I'm gonna frick you till you love me cute twink" and he doesn't get mad
Or this scenario
"It's your birthday today! How old are you now, 48?"
"I'm 32"
"God you look like shit"
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Opposite end of the totem is you take an old friend out drinking one night, and he unironically (?) goes "I love you" , you say "I know" and he goes "No like, for real" on you. Then after you respond with confusion he disappears for like 3 hours, most likely crying and vomitting in one of the stalls.
I still don't know if he went cute twink on me or if it was just a gag. Like neighbor
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