i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else
i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy
ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano
it honestly sounds like bliss to me
no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me
i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?
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Go to the Netherlands and rob a bank. The police will calmly walk after you and ask permission to arrest you. Try out prison for a while there, and if you don't like it they'll let you leave.
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bank robbery was my choice of crime too. i think its pretty harmless. tellers are behind glass
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They'll probably just hand the money to you and allow you to open an account to deposit it before the police get there so it can earn interest during the couple months you're in prison.
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ill go to localbitcoins.com and buy bitchcoins for cash. memorize the seed.
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