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i keep thinking about getting intentionally sent to prison.

i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else

i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy

ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano

it honestly sounds like bliss to me

no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me

i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?

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Sometimes I have this fantasy too. Everything is taken care of for you in prison. The problem is it's not like a resort, it's absolute heck. Gangs, horrible food, terrible conditions. Imagine it's cold and only having a thin blanket. Dirty communal showers. The threat of violence. Officers who treat you less than an animal. Almost no medical care. You may have to go “prison gay”. You often still have to have a job in the prison—in the cafeteria or cleaning. And then when you get out….you haven't been contributing to social security (this may be different as a bong) so your retirement will suck big time. You'll have difficulty finding housing and employment.

I spent some time in the looney bin and the boredom really gets to you. This was also in a very nice facility, a far cry from prison. Sitting around all day with no purpose gets old REALLY quick.

If you need a break from life, order a meal service and take some time off from work. I guarantee you that you'll be itching to get back to work after a few days.

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>i spent some time in the looney bin

:marseynotes:

Any cool stories? I worked at an old folks home but we had an overwhelming number of old mental cases, most of them where wholesome and just repeated themselves a lot.

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Some of the people thought the staff was spying on us through the smoke detectors lol but that was about it

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Black people are letting the batteries run out on government spy cameras :marseychudnotes:

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Oh we totally spied on the old people but it was for their safty :marseyspyglow:

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>i spent some time in the looney bin

why were you there?

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Tried to kill myself 🤗

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