i keep thinking about getting intentionally sent to prison.

i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else

i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy

ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano

it honestly sounds like bliss to me

no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me

i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?