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i keep thinking about getting intentionally sent to prison.

i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else

i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy

ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano

it honestly sounds like bliss to me

no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me

i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?

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>i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy

At its core this is a fantasy of being taken care of. You could always travel to a developing country like the philippines or wales, live off your code monkey money, and never have to lift a finger again.

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