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i keep thinking about getting intentionally sent to prison.

i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else

i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy

ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano

it honestly sounds like bliss to me

no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me

i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?

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Personally Id rather go to jail in a scandanavian country. The guy that did the Oslo masacre is only serving 20 years there and gets to play videogames all day in a private cell

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Here's there forever. It's 20 years with an asterisk which rightoids sometimes like to misinterpret.

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realistically im not going to get citizenship in one of those.

also brevik will be locked up for life, and he only gets to play games like rayman because he's mental.

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funny

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If you commit a crime there theyll put you in prison there. So long as it's serious enough to warrant prison. Whatre they gonna do? Convince another country to imprison you? Also Brevik has a PS2

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its possible i'd just get deported. i wouldnt do anything violent

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You dont have to be violent. Maybe just steal or destroy something that's wildly expensive or culturally significant. Maybe jist burn a bunch of korans?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/denmark-passes-law-to-ban-koran-burnings/ar-AA1l9NBV

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with burning qurans, (which i am a fan of) you have to bear in mind, muslims are nuts. they could cut my head off before the police arrive

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hey look now you have a whole reason to get in shape and practice sprinting!!

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Oh cool so he can do FF10-12

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And tony hawk proskater

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he only has a ps2 :marseysadge:

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thug2 is baller though

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It was a good system at the time tho

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This is my retirement plan.

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