i dont actually like spicy food

i like nice normal food. i like jalapenos at most, thats the spiciest food i can enjoy, and be comfy, and enjoy my meai.

i want the taste of rosemary and thyme in my food, i like a nice slow-cooked beef stew, with good beef + beef heart in it. I've been to thailand, i've (briefly) visited Vietnam. their food is too spicy for me. i like it, but i could never eat that day in, day out.

white people dont eat spicy? yeah. eating isn't a full blown event for me, i dont like walking out of a meal feeling like a gangbanged slut.

i dont like it.

bangers and mash is my comfort food. or a christmas dinner, with a roast turkey, roast tatos, roast veg, dressing and pigs in blankets. something like that.

i wont burn my mouth out like that to impress you. im sick of trying to be a 'hot sauce head', i'll only have hot sauce on egg whites. keep the yolk runny.