He's in his late 70s and keeps saying calls are enough 
but he has worked as a doctor 
for 40 years in ER. Normally I'd just gift strawberries. But it's a parent so maybe a 25k gift or a gift to his clinic? We talk every other day. Don't give me a gift request that simple 
given 50 years of life. Give me something to work off of
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I hate that I'm asking this but my dad just announced his official retirement and need suggestions on what to give him.
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Get him what every father wants from his child: a subscription to Bardfinn's OnlyFans
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My father
is pretty 
strict, I don't want a slap to the face but would 
be kind of funny 
if my mother 
finds out
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Give him 1 year of pay-pig status on rDrama.net.
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My rule is that I'll never
give a penny 
to this site.
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You're rich and have spent hours here, why not drop the capy $10k?
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Refer to my rule above
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a civil
war bone saw
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Get a wife and then give him a grandchild
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My love of bussy
and getting peepees in my butt makes that's kind of hard
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Get an ugly woman then and pretend she's a moid. He'll forgive your bussery after that.
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Last thing I'd ever get is an ugly foid.
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Is your dad disappointed that you never became a doctor like him and settled for a lowly lab tech position?
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He's actually
mad most of the time that I obtained a chief 
oncology position. He never 
got a chief 
position and it made it worse that I fricked out of the job after a year for early retirement
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Is your mom still alive? If not, give the gift of prostitutes. 3 of them at once, top class, like 2k each per whore.
If your mom is still alive, hire 4 prostitutes and have 1 distract your mom.
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Give him a nice watch?
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His watch
is about $1.8m. I can't afford something even close 
to that
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wtf what watch is that
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Some special
edition omega watch. Just go buy a $50k Rolex…
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sorry i use a $10 casio
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I just use a basic
white 
girl Apple 
Watch. Watches mean nothing 
to me.
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Darn how loaded is this man. What do you get someone who can get pretty much anything?
Maybe make him something sentimental?
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He has enough
to make me look like a beggar.
His grandkids already covered the sentimental shit. I was thinking
a Maserati since they're flashy 
and he'd never 
actually 
drive 
it.
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Get him a coupon for a nice coffin of his choice
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I've ran out of gift cards. It's either ‘I could get this at Denny's' at a nice place
or ‘this food is shit' if we actually 
go to dennys. I think 
the last place 
is Cracker 
Barrel 
and he has certain views on anything 
southern 
and I'd rather not be called a confederate 
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I thought
about doing the kayak but last time we did that together 
he got off out kayaking down toas which is like a level 3. Expand the horizon instead of just going 
down the river….
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