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I hate that I'm asking this but my dad just announced his official retirement and need suggestions on what to give him.

He's in his late 70s and keeps saying calls are enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: but he has worked as a doctor :marseyprostateexam: for 40 years in ER. Normally I'd just gift strawberries. But it's a parent so maybe a 25k gift or a gift to his clinic? We talk every other day. Don't give me a gift request that simple :marseysmug4: given 50 years of life. Give me something to work off of

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Is your mom still alive? If not, give the gift of prostitutes. 3 of them at once, top class, like 2k each per whore.

If your mom is still alive, hire 4 prostitutes and have 1 distract your mom.

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