Young Basketball-American impregnates Pixar character, regret ensues

https://twitter.com/oldnbatweetz/status/1736575358777053195

Anthony Edwards, a rising NBA star has impregnated a living, plastic, Pixar mom and is asking her to get an abortion. She's sharing the text messages.

“Heck NawI can't do this”

I'm even into fake plastic bimbos, but this b-word is too much.

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She's having that baby 100%

she'd be dumb not to lol, dude just got a 260 million $ contract extension.

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Yeah, this guy is a utter moron for fricking whores without a condoms and just expecting them to abort

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he's probably been told a million times.

like i bet they tell student athletes this shit in college

i'm sure he knows people who have had the same thing happen

AND YET

some people gotta learn the hard way

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There have definitely been times in my life where I've hooked up and like a month later realized I probably didn't do my due diligence.

I think people who become suddenly wealthy and famous are definitely still going to be mistake prone, because doing your due diligence involves doing shit that makes you uncomfortable, and they haven't had a lifetime of distrust beat into them yet and still see everyone around them as a friend.

Like, you basically have to obviously display distrust of her. You always wrap it. You inspect the goods before you do. You dispose of it yourself after where she can't get to it. It probably doesn't feel good to do to someone you think you might have a connection with.

And this is compounded by the fact that they actually are in fact, huge targets.

Seems exhausting. And all it takes is one unlucky judgement lapse. The best solution is to just zucc it and not fool around

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You're overthinking this lol black ppl just don't use condoms.

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Sometimes I just wanna say what I'm thinking okay :marseysad:

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You keep going king, we're here and we're listening :marseylaying:

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You are too stupid to form complicated thoughts

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When stupid people encounter stuff they can't parse they use the word over thinking. Whatever r-slur simplistic way you have a thinking of it is your own limitation.

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Deep breathes pinkname lol he's just being way too charitable and empathetic unnecessarily. If you've ever talked to a black moid in your entire life they will straight up tell you they don't use condoms

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Breakfast Question: NBA Edition.

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He didn't listen to Kanye.

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In his defense, he probably thought it was a blowup doll.

She even squeaks when she walks lmao

Does Zelenski love sucking peepee?

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How the frick do you knock up a blowup doll?

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dude bussy lmao

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It'll probably drown in botox

Does Zelenski love sucking peepee?

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At the very least why wouldn't you finish in her bussy

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:#marseywouldnt:

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She's more plastic than woman

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No funeral or incinerator, straight into a recycling bin

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Imagine chemicals in that uterus.

It was over for baby even before it started.

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Fetal plastic syndrome

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>implying its only plastic

What are chanses most of chemicals in her body are banned in EU and commifornia?

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He can't even be bothered to go over and be there when she does it. Peak scrote entitlement.

!moidmoment

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It's called based

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Why is she shiny lol

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https://media.giphy.com/media/KS8UYr32V9luw/giphy.webp

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I was legitimately shocked when I found out he was heterosexual.

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I've met him a few times, he's a lovely bloke in person. He's not putting on an act for the TV the way Gordon Ramsey does, he's just genuinely cheerful.

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No way!

He's dripping :marseyfemboy: "Top" energy

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What's with the Pixar shit?

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IDK, I like a nice toned butt like most people do, but people have been taking hips and asses to disgusting extremes for years now. Look at how stretched and fricked up her belly button is.

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Like the mom from the Incredibles.

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That's where it comes from

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That trend is allready over. Even kardasians have gone slim fit. Funny how that happened right after cure for obesity was discovered.

These are stupid foids who dont even know they are behind times

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Shoulda double wrapped r-slur, not like it would have felt that much different considering the hole in question. Sirpingsalot bareback virginity vindicated

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>double wrapped

That increases the chance of them breaking

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If anyone has seen the movie Hustle, Anthony Edwards was the black dude talking shit to hernangonez the entire movie. I'm 100% on his side.


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Dude was cussing out homos on instagram and caused a Reddit meltdown. Should be a rdrama fav: https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xbpe6m/anthony_edwards_posts_blatant_homophobia_to_his?sort=controversial

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>when your rubber bimbo gives birth

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029124399568317.webp

edit - send this shit back to the factory, it has no nipples

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029127982188272.webp

How you gonna knock a b-word up when she has no gussy lol

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Why do people think :marseymindblown: the normal :marseychartgaussian: torso with the lower half of a morbidly obese :marseyrdramauser: misshapen goblin :marseygoblin: is attractive? If it were all natural my brain :marseyslm: would :marseymid: be showering me with a nonstop barrage of genetic red flags.

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That's hideous. Kill it and roast it for Thanksgiving :marseypilgrim: dinner :marseykingharkinian:

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:#marseygiftboxmarsey:

Snapshots:

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Too soon

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This isn't about Goose.

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she looks like she got her ribs removed to make room for the baby

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:#marseyyikes: :#marseydisgust: :#marseyishygddt:

I recommend heavy artillery against that thing.

And just imagine how it looks like without the industrial-strength filters and photoshop. :#marseydizzy:

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