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Killing myself this week AMA
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Post it on wpd for posthumous karma!
Unless this is somebody I like, in which case get help and don't hurt yourself.
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All the history's greatest people killed themselves.
Hitler...
911 pilots...
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This bastard done it. He found a way too leave rDrama.
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Killing yourself is cringe and not cool.
Why do you you want to keep yourself safe?
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@0 is @0 from the future and @0 is trying too prevent the twink genocide
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Probably a joke but on the off chance it's not… don't do it.
Even the worst situations can be worked through.
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The "don't do it" too "stream it on WPD" pipeline is real
!remindme 1 year let's wait and see
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You're acting like I haven't been a dramatard for half a decade. Might be wrong but I think I've been pretty consistent about being anti suicide if I think it's possibly legit
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I will be messaging you on 18.12.2024, 14:09 UTC to remind you of this comment
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You really don't have any way out of whatever your situation is?
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I have $$$ (mb and real) but that won't fix my problems.
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$$$ literally solves any problem, at the very least blow your money before going out
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In order, attempt to blow...
some cute dudes
all your money
only as a last resort, your brains out
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Neighbor just book a week at a motel, get a box of wine, watch Castle all day. As long as you have money you have time to think of way out.
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Only the first 2 maybe 3 seasons. I'd recommend.
1. First 3 Seasons of House MD
2. 2 seasons of castle
3. 2 seasons of Psych
For maximum comfort food tv series.
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Castle remains pretty consistent up until around when they get engaged. And it's still watchable after that.
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not even nathan fillion's tight buttocks can save me now (tried them already but ty)
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Read that greentext about that dude who was gonna kill himself but then instead he went to Tijuana and blew all his money on drugs and hookers until they fricked the will to live back into him.
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This is basically what happened to me just before I came to /r/drama. Except instead of hookers it was laying in bed watching Castle.
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I never understood Castle. Is it a detective show? Does he live in a castle? Is he himself a castle? Like is it a metaphor for the emotional fortress he's built around himself?
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It's his chad pen name because he writes detective novels. He's following around the lady detective because he's basing his main character after her.
Probably. I've watched enough Korean romcoms to know that a guy who is powerful but emotionally distant but... maybe I'll make an exception just for you because you're so special is critical.
It works really well on both mystery and romcom levels and has charming supporting characters as well. If you don't watch it then I'm more of a woman than you.
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Okay so if you're not going to follow my plan, what is your plan?
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Then at least try something that'll expand your horizons before you commit to killing yourself. Take DMT, go to SEA and hang out with women on the beach, get a therapist, check yourself into an institution for affluent people, move to a different state or country, spend time in a monastery of some sort...a change of surroundings can actually be enough to improve your mental health and outlook on life.
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Give me your $$$ or blow it on hookers before you go .
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Send me money. Also give some to @kittygurl while you're at it
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Then go keep yourself safe somewhere nice!
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u gottd do sum drig ls BIPOC either ull od or find the snswer or be ckntent
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Hire a hitman. Problem solved
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Outlived by Nikocado
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stream on wpd
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no I'm ugly that's like 40% of why I'm doing it
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Oh frick it's a sad
@transb-word this better not be your alt.
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wear a mask
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Don't worry, they'll care more about the dying part than your ugly mug
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okay but youll be dead why does it matter if people see ur ugly
spider gang for life
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Something isn't adding up here. Did you gain a bunch of weight after the r*pe orrrrr?
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Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
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No one should visit that shithole, not even from beyond the grave.
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Imagine being so pathetic that your cry for attention is on rdrama
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if I had to imagine being that pathetic then I wouldn't be killing myself, r-slur
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You're pretty funny, you should stay
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Imagine not needing to imagine it
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Yeah... Coming here for attention everyday...
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Why did you choose the week before fistmas?
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it's more of a coincidence.
I was planning on doing it earlier but then she called me.
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I literally cannot imagine anything more pathetic than suiciding over a foid smh
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I'm not worth it, @killingmyself!
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Delaying suicide “because of the implication”
!r-slurs
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Have you tried not being a little b-word?
I may be coming across as harsh here but I cannot stand people that use the threat of suicide to garner attention. Especially on a shitposting website.
Go get therapy or something.
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yes I failed
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We'll try harder
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So you have a golden opportunity to bond with a childhood friend that shares something unique with you and you want to blow it all up?
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So go kill the guy who molested you with her as your sidekick before you keep yourself safe. You literally have nothing to lose.
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Yeah but 2 weeks would look totally normal right?
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Reconnecting with this person won't help at all?
There's always another way pal. Before you do anything stupid make sure you exhaust the other options.
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"I have exhausted other options."
There's always another way.
Things will improve.
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I doubt you're very old dude. You have no idea where life can take you in the time you have left. You're choosing to throw all that away by killing yourself.
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Okay but have you considered killing the pedos first?
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Stopped reading there. You should keep yourself safe right now strag
Trans Lives Matter
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Yeah you're gonna need to take a pause. You have money so just wait for a while. You've waited this long, a little more can't hurt. You don't want to go out hurting someone.
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Oh this is over a foid. Mate, don't keep yourself safe over that shit. There's far more to life than foids and romantic relationships. You need to live out of pure spite to those you hate or wronged you.
Unironically go read some Camus.
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everyone in Isreal needs to read way less Camus
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I changed my mind. Do it, cute twink.
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Kino
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Have you tried just deciding to be happier?
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Can I get a follow before you go chief
Also you probably shouldn't do that in my personal opinion. If you want to talk about it I'm right here, for whatever good that will do.
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done kang
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here's that attention you ordered
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excuse me but I ordered my attention with extra empathy
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See, you have so much to live for. You can't just throw away bantz this good.
I order you to live for my own amusement.
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I think u shouldn't actually
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Find Christ
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Omg is he lost?
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Isn't that what they're doing?
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How will you do it and have you set up a livestream?
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Suicide is gay, life kicks butt
Don't be a homo, live for tomorrow!
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Talk is cheap
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not as cheap as ur mom
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Smh yet another schizo claiming he has evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Looks like another death from global warming
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Don't. Please. PM me.
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No no my friend we will find you one of the resident bpd foids to frick. It's so in right now
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How do you plan on doing that?
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Rope.
I took a big OD before but my friend(s) didn't appreciate it was intentional and called an ambulance. R-slurs.
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please don't use a rope. it will probably be very slow and painful. you would be much better off using a shotgun loaded with 00 buck or a slug, pointed at the skull with the chin tucked over the barrel to minimize flinching and ensure the quickest and least painful death.
ideally you wouldn't be considering suicide at all, but i was suicidal before (still have the shotgun, funnily enough) and i know nothing anyone says is capable of fixing your problems or changing your mind.
even though i know it's probably pointless my conscience wouldn't be clear if i didn't at least offer - so if you want to talk feel free to dm me.
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can you send me the shotgun?
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i think my shotgun deserves better than to be used in a suicide. the man who sold it to me told me all about how he and his kids used to go skeet shooting with it. i didn't care at the time, but now i think it'd be a shame to see it used for harming others, and i wouldn't feel right materially enabling someone else's suicidal ideation.
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I see. Well I'd advise spending some of that money you've got and just frick off to another country for a bit.
You can gain a great deal of perspective by just being somewhere else.
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Either do it or don't, fakkit. Posting about it is shit whiny soycucks do
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+1 for encouragement
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Garry dont do it
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What are your thoughts on the An Hero meme?
Why don't you do it in a lulzy way, such as ?
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How old are you?
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Obviously a foid with this attentionpost
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Stream
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Are you the strag from cumtown.org who always threatened to kill himself and cry posted alot
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What state can I expect to see the subsequent articles about your death coming from?
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On one hand I really don't want to interact with bait like that. On the other I'm sure there are some of you here who'd absolutely announce their plans for suicide
Don't fricking do it you r-slur
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I think you have the right as a human to choose when to die. But if you are going to do it you should be in the best shape possible, muscular and with little fat.
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Can you do a backflip?
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@0 is sorry that happened too you, or congratulations @0 guess
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Have fun
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livestream it
spider gang for life
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Can I get your dramacoin?
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How?
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