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  • N : >new account named "killingmyself". fake and straight.

Killing myself this week AMA

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You really don't have any way out of whatever your situation is?

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I have $$$ (mb and real) but that won't fix my problems.

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Neighbor just book a week at a motel, get a box of wine, watch Castle all day. As long as you have money you have time to think of way out.

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not even nathan fillion's tight buttocks can save me now (tried them already but ty)

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Read that greentext about that dude who was gonna kill himself but then instead he went to Tijuana and blew all his money on drugs and hookers until they fricked the will to live back into him.

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This is basically what happened to me just before I came to /r/drama. Except instead of hookers it was laying in bed watching Castle.

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I never understood Castle. Is it a detective show? Does he live in a castle? Is he himself a castle? Like is it a metaphor for the emotional fortress he's built around himself?

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It's his chad pen name because he writes detective novels. He's following around the lady detective because he's basing his main character after her.

Like is it a metaphor for the emotional fortress he's built around himself?

Probably. I've watched enough Korean romcoms to know that a guy who is powerful but emotionally distant but... maybe I'll make an exception just for you because you're so special is critical.

It works really well on both mystery and romcom levels and has charming supporting characters as well. If you don't watch it then I'm more of a woman than you.

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Okay so if you're not going to follow my plan, what is your plan?

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:#marseygrilling:

:#marseymonk:

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As long as you have money you have time to think of way out.

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watch Castle all day.

Only the first 2 maybe 3 seasons. I'd recommend.

1. First 3 Seasons of House MD

2. 2 seasons of castle

3. 2 seasons of Psych

For maximum comfort food tv series.

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Castle remains pretty consistent up until around when they get engaged. And it's still watchable after that.

First 3 Seasons of House MD

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$$$ literally solves any problem, at the very least blow your money before going out

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In order, attempt to blow...

  • some cute dudes

  • all your money

  • only as a last resort, your brains out

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>I have $$$ (mb and real) but that won't fix my problems.

Then at least try something that'll expand your horizons before you commit to killing yourself. Take DMT, go to SEA and hang out with women on the beach, get a therapist, check yourself into an institution for affluent people, move to a different state or country, spend time in a monastery of some sort...a change of surroundings can actually be enough to improve your mental health and outlook on life.

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Give me your $$$ or blow it on hookers before you go :chudsmug:.

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Send me money. Also give some to @kittygurl while you're at it

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:marseyheart:

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Then go keep yourself safe somewhere nice!

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u gottd do sum drig ls BIPOC either ull od or find the snswer or be ckntent

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Hire a hitman. Problem solved

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