You can't masturbate here because they look in your room every 15 minutes all night (to make sure you haven't killed yourself). We are reaching levels of horny that are not legally allowed.
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It's not like they'll force you to stop.
It reminds me of that old joke. "Here I am masturbating on the bed, in my hotel room, entirely naked, and the maid walks in ... finally!"
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You know it's bad on the inside if she's reduced to ifunny.co
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You can't masturbate here because they look in your room every 15 minutes all night (to make sure you haven't killed yourself). We are reaching levels of horny that are not legally allowed.
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yayyyy
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RIP your inbox, gurl.
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jesus woman how much time do you need
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I'm on an antidepressant. It makes it more difficult lol
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Good luck
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Or! ...
(lol @ Newsweek)
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Tell us more about your masturbation habits and horniness levels.
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BARD BOT (near miss) ALERT!
I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...
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It's not like they'll force you to stop.
It reminds me of that old joke. "Here I am masturbating on the bed, in my hotel room, entirely naked, and the maid walks in ... finally!"
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I guess you just have to have s*x with him then
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Oof
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