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I'm sitting on the bench in the gym reading drama bcause I have little motivation because my bench and strength in general has cratered because I don't lift as much because I don't know why :marseychonker2: :marseychonker:

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Full range of motion.

Every set to failure.

You can cheat on your girl, but not on your workout.

We are just imaginary Internet people, quit paying attention to us.

Go do 5x5 of squats now.

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I did 3x5 but I love my imaginary internet r-slur xirs

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I'm FAT and I need to be INSULTED back to an acceptable FORM

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fricking fattie :marseyyikes: everyone's disgusted when they look at you

do better

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Hey bro

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Misc :#marseyviewerstare:

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lift if not you'll be a fattie

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do you want to be a sad c*nt or do you want to be a sick c*nt?

lift and eat neighbor

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Don't be fat

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If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Bardfinn, my janny, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Janny Lane with all the other mentally ill people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, peepeeless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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Bardfinn

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more bardfinn

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I really wanna hear that cowbell bardfinn

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