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20 hours one-way to flyover country :marseydepressed:

>1k GBP for the one-way trip :marseydeadinside:

>$500 for a 2-hr flight to an east coast flyover :marseysuicide:

>redeye with layover in C*nada to get home :marseydespair:

edit: ON BUDGET AIRLINES :marseyrope:

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Your mistake was being from a shithole in the middle of nowhere. Common :marseyl:

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I'm not! My family settled in a place I've never even lived!

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Oh, then just make them feel super guilty for their poor choices inconveniencing you and they'll be extra nice to you.

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They all moved over there right before I went abroad, so they have the upper hand in that battle. They should feel guilty about moving to a shithole though.

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Poop in the back of the potty right before you leave. No one will notice for a while until eventually the water that comes into the bowl turns brown, by then you'll be back in civilization and theyll laugh at your hillarious prank.

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Any place that takes that long to get there probably isn't worth it

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It's not, but my family would be heartbroken if I didn't make the trip. I'm going to try and make different arrangements going forward, though.

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Maybe when you get back you can start walking. Should be right on time for next year.

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The numbers check out :marseynotes:

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australians are dope. its like being around racist bongs, but there are poisonous spiders and snakes and shit everywhere. and its hot as fricking shit.

great people.

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Sometimes it's more comfortable to just drive :marseyme: there.

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Good idea :marseylion3:

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You're welcome bestie!

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I'm supposed to be flying tomorrow at 4 AM then flying back CHRISTMAS DAY :marseygunshotsuicide:

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jfc why? Aren't most airports not taking outbound flights at 4AM?

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Where you headed?

Lie: Trans women are women

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An irrelevant part of the midwest. The first leg of the flight is so out of the way that it's absurd. I checked flights in March to see if more convenient routes were available and the best route didn't change. It wasn't this way last year; I guess airlines decided to stop servicing it.

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oof sorry m8

Let mé know if you ever head out west and we can bust out the crayons and draw marseys

Trans women are women lol

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It'll probably be a few years, but I'll hit you up next time I'm in CA or the PNW

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Did/will they put you on a small dual prop plane?

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I guess airlines decided to stop servicing it.

When rich coasterners call it "flyover country" and act like it then no wonder the airlines follow suit. Gotta pay extra to land now.

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My dad is the master of picking out the worst possible flights he can so he and my brother are flying out at 6am the day after Christmas. We're staying at my grandmothers place who lives an hour an away from the airport. And my dad is one of those types that wants to be at the airport two hours early just in case something goes wrong. It's a wildly stupid situation that's 100% self inflicted.

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Have you confronted him about it? You may as well stay up all night with that itinerary.

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I just don't fly with him ever or leave close to the same time which isn't that hard since we live in different cities.

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Not flying with family is a good practice in general

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That better be 2 hours before the recommended arrival time and not 2 hours before takeoff :marseyboomer:

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Ask them if they accept :marseyokay: marsey :marseypoop: bucks for better :marseysaulgoodman: tickets?

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ur a fricking poorcel lmfao

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As a poorcel I'm offended you think I'd drop this kind of kash for a casual visit

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poorcel

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Why would you even live in the UK? it sucks here, i'd rather live in burgerland.

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You did book way in advance right?

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Just drive

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Should have went home for thanksgiving

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Heck no, I took ownership of Thanksgiving in my family and there's no way I'd both fly and cook a billion dishes.

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:#marseychristmasparty:

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:#marseydeadinside2:

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