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snallygaster snall/gast :marseybadnews:  11mo ago (text post) Edited 11mo ago 913 thread views #230780

20 hours one-way to flyover country :marseydepressed:

>1k GBP for the one-way trip :marseydeadinside:

>$500 for a 2-hr flight to an east coast flyover :marseysuicide:

>redeye with layover in C*nada to get home :marseydespair:

edit: ON BUDGET AIRLINES :marseyrope:

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Your mistake was being from a shithole in the middle of nowhere. Common :marseyl:

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I'm not! My family settled in a place I've never even lived!

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Oh, then just make them feel super guilty for their poor choices inconveniencing you and they'll be extra nice to you.

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They all moved over there right before I went abroad, so they have the upper hand in that battle. They should feel guilty about moving to a shithole though.

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Poop in the back of the potty right before you leave. No one will notice for a while until eventually the water that comes into the bowl turns brown, by then you'll be back in civilization and theyll laugh at your hillarious prank.

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