Tell me that you like my art and also send me a DM with the amount of DC or MB you'd be prepared to pay for a Bluesky invite.
Whoever says the biggest amount wins. I will send proof of the invite code, and exchange it once the DC or MB has been safely deposited.
Armed with a Bluesky invite code, you too can observe Bardfinn sexting with his polycule and posting his "cooking".
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I'm sure you'll agree this is a valuable proposition and bid accordingly. Don't miss this opportunity to watch and interact with Bardfinn in his safe space.
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How is it possible to make everything you cook look like shit?
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Bard lives in a house that probably hasn't been renovated since the 70's with old incandescent lighting and a faux dark walnut colored table so it ends up looking like he tried to take a picture in the backseat of 1990's minivan with only the dome light on at midnight too.
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I suspect you understand 2-3 of these words.
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what a faux pas
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Idk but I manage it too. I make some delicious shit but it inevitably looks like fricking garbage and I don't know why. The difference is I know not to take pictures of it.
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Food honestly doesn't photograph well, that's why they have a whole sub-industry in advertising to make food look good in photos - they use motor oil instead of syrup for pancakes, the cheese is usually melted plastics, shaving cream instead of whipped cream, mashed potatoes instead of ice cream... there's a whole bunch of tricks.
The above isn't an endorsement for your shitty food or cooking skills mind you.
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It's a skill. Someone who's never cooked before in their life would make a more appetising meal out of the ingredients by following simple instructions. They'd call it 'Chicken with carrots and stuffing', but Bardfinn has to juxtapose his filth with some fancy descriptions.
It's not just his cooking. He's takes pride in stuff he's really bad at. He's got a knack for speaking really highly of things such as his "art" or other shit like his house in Second Life then he shares them and it's just utter junk:
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I'm starting to think the janniest of jannies is a hateful little janny for a reason.
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Am I weird for liking it in an outsider art kinda way?
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It's like Chris Chan's art without the charm so yes.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was sACAclaus which was 0 days 15 hours 35 minutes and 29 seconds
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No wonder bardy writes like an engloid all the times! IT MAKES SENSE NOW!
!bardfinn
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was sACAclaus which was 0 days 15 hours 35 minutes and 29 seconds
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The blandest cuisine on Earth. Even the blood cookies are garbage.
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Everything that woman makes looks like it's already been eaten once.
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How is it possible to have a wife and kid, yet end up living in your grandma's basement working as an internet janitor while dressed as buffalo bill?
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Murca
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its a male? only foids care abt they way food looks
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