It isn't fun. I haven't felt this much muscle weakness since one of the worst hangovers I've ever had three years ago, the kind that takes an effort of will to get out of bed, the kind where you can't muster the grip strength to steady bucket you're dry-heaving into. Luckily this isn't that bad.
I have the rice coof
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I cured my coof with DXM
The change in my eyes was permanent, but I literally
did not cough 
a single 
time afterwards
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U can legit see the puppet
master 
whos pulling literally all the strings 
with that stuff
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Take about 400 mg of dxm, you'll unlock the true secret to what's in your eyes.
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400mg is pretty weak unless hes a skinny cute twink like me
i also recommend mixing it with something else like acid or shrooms
heres a dosage guide
https://dxm.tripsit.me
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You must be one fat mother fricker to need more than that
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depends on how much u weigh and what ur aiming for. im ~135 lbs and 400mg would put me squarely in the 3rd plateau which is probably what ur aiming for if ur trying to trip.
if ur above 170 lbs or so it wont quite get u there reliably, although youll still have a good time
i havent touched dxm in a year or two but ive got a few bottles of robocough tabs in a drawer somewhere. thats the way to do it btw, u can get dxm pills for way cheaper than the syrup, and it wont kill your liver / kidneys like the syrup will
only your braincells
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Your post is pushing me really close to doing some Dxm myself however I'm not good at dealing with shadow people I always end up ill after encountering them or almost dead if it's the bossman which has happened more than a handful of times.
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ive never seen shadow people on any drug, even dph. i think its a myth, or maybe my energy is too positive to see them. ive seen and had conversations with people who werent there, but they were entirely realistic versions of people i knew irl, never shadow people.
do dxm
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I've seen shadow people before I knew they existed and saw has a family member of mine, happening twice can't be a coincidence.
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my aura must be too powerful and scare shadow people off
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Keep yourself safe to flatten the curve
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you're going to die
Press F to pay respects
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Never vaxxed
Never infected
Must suck to not have genetically superior immunity.
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Never
coofed
Never tested
Never vaxxed
Immune system
master 
race
Israeli lives matter literally
never 
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What a kitty. You should've trained your immune system on killing Covid during 2020.
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I just got over that, was the same thing with the muscle weakness. Also had a terrible fever for the first night. Was pretty shit for 2 days but I'm doing better today, hope you get better pretty soon. Copious amounts of acetaminophen helped me
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congrats ur liver is fricked now lol
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Dxm + bronkaid wombo combo
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Skip Gatorade, it's just sugar
slop. You want some Pedialyte, it actually 
has a usable amount of electrytes.
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Pedialyte is top shelf gold
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I swear by it. I even have a bottle
after pulling an all nighter, it seems to help with that generalized garbage 
feeling you get past the 24 hour mark. Gatorade is traah, all my homies hate Gatorade.
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Pedialyte actually saltmaxxes, gatorade is pretty much pedialyte-lite
Gatorade does have a legit version I forgot what it's called and it does help with a headache if I haven't had anything decent to eat but I will never forget recovering from a stomach flu & pedialyte bringing me back from the dead
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The powdered gatorade has electrolytes afaik
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The 3 day fever and comstant sweating was my least fav part
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my least favorite part was when i got bells palsy from it
not even vaxxed jost unlucky
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tbh the worst part was the hypocracy
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The only time I ever had a test-confirmed case of covid I became symptomatic at the end of a multiday alcohol bender. Do not recommend. The combination of the batflu and the gigahangover kept me bedridden for about 36 hours.
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lol i smoked weed when I got covid bcuz I forgot covid messed with your lungs but I didn't feel sick the whole time, just kept taking a puff every few hrs and ???ed for 3 days
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See, when I had it I just had three days where I had to take a single Tylenol each morning and evening.
Well, that and needing to lay head-down on the stairs every couple hours to make it easier to cough up all the nasty %$@^# that kept trying to drip into my lungs. I'm fairly sure the one time some did drip down is what gave me the lingering cough (actually coughing up mucus, not a dry itch cough) that took like half a year to clear up.
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Lol me too hang in there king
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I had it over Christmas. Fever for two days, a little muscle weakness and aches, couldn't smell or taste anything. I never had a cough or anything in my lungs. It's really not The Coof anymore. For me, it wasn't bad. I'm vaxmaxxed, though.
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