I just put my dog to sleep and I'm sad. Distract me please.

One time me and my boy ran a train on this chick that I worked with. Apparently her boyfriend had like a 2 inch peepee, and she wanted to hang out with me because she knew I was single.. long story short I had my friend over and she's sitting in between us. About 15 minutes after she showed up, she's got her titties out and we're both sucking a titty each.. my brother had just bought a brand new sectional couch. She had the arms of the couch in the center instead of on the outside.. as I am fricking her from the back, and my boy is getting his peepee sucked my brother and my grandfather who is 77 years old at the time walked in on us. All he said was “It looks like you guys are having some fun.” we never spoke on it again, although shortly after the basement flooded, and we had to throw away the couch. That girl ended up being my frick buddy for about a year and a half and me and my boy would occasionally frick her at the same time because she was essentially our frick buddy and we were cool with it. She had a nice body and a great set of tits, but she had a BIG BUTT FRICKING HEAD!. I'm talking a head as big as the Goodyear blimp.. long story short the last time I saw her I was at some ghetto music studio writing some rhymes, and she came over.. at this point of our relationship. I was really annoyed with her and I didn't want to really frick her anymore and even though she was begging me to frick her, I denied her. I then told her that I'm not trying to frick, but that some dudes over there might want to.. no lie that day. She got fricked by about five guys at the same time and at one point some dude came out of the room that they were fricking in completely naked with c*m all over his belly. Was it his c*m? I have no fricking idea but me and my friend started laughing at him and told his butt to take a shower. I have lived a very interesting fricked up life and I regret nothing