Memes, stories, stupid bullshit you're going through, I don't care. Even that guy who only posts Goatse, c'mon in.
Here's a fun photo of her from recently, playing with her towels and rolling around on her bed after a bath.
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Hi, I'm terrible at words for people experiencing grief but I'm very sorry about your friend.
If you fancy a longpost, I hosted a game of Blood On The Clocktower which a handful of rDrama users and a handful of Motte users play every week. I can post the narrative in here. It's probably not very good as it's mostly just flavor text but the entire thing is gay s*x themed and rather long.
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Participating in Blood on the Mottetower is already gayer than actual gay s*x tbqh. I'm sure glad I'm not one of those guys.
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LMAO, can you do it in greentext form? That could be fun!
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No like it's literally paragraphs and paragraphs of narrative as the game progressed
Other storytellers don't do that but you're SUPPOSED to from what I gleaned from the rules so I went all out.
The game began with me being anally r*ped to death by a demon
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This sounds like it deserves it's own post, and not to be lost in a comment
in mine.
DO IT!!!
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Carp, you have promised us at least twenty longposts about stuff - and you never deliver.
Hire some Sexy Indian dudes on Fiver and give them the rough draft at least.
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more like Blood on the Cocktower HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Here's a sensible chuckle
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that is fricking sexist
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Sorry, is this better?
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photoshopped, no-one that crippled is that hot
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Is there no pleasing you?
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Shaquille, I hate you that is why, I really hate your posts
And it is strange, I usually do not hate people that aren't specific buttholes like certain unnamed
but even when you "became" nicer, I still pray for your death, I don't understand the reasons why
so please delete your account or rename it so I don't see it in my feed, yah thx
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Gay
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You are a good poster
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Oh...
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Dawww
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I LOL'd.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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i'm sorry bro
maybe
nonsense will make you laugh: https://rdrama.net/h/femaledatingstrategy/post/236390/biofoids-post-your-icks-to-instantly/5723881#context
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Thank you friend!
I appreciate the effort, but TB/meta
drama has gotten boring.
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i hope u feel better anyway, i get devastated when my chins fall sick lol
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TY friend. I do love it when you share about your chinchillas, I know how much you care for them, and it has brought about a really
nice positive 
side for all of us here on rDrama.
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GIVE YOUR CHINS A FRIDAY TREAT.
DO IT NOW.
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I did
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There's a post linking a wpd school
shooter 
with a lot of proof 
in the meta home
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He's barking at minorities in heaven now.
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Funny enough, she was very wary of BIPOCs and anyone riding a bicycle.
Except our neighbor, he gave her treats and knew how to become best friends.
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I had to put my cat down just before Christmas. It's tough fam.
Anyway here's a fun album of r-slurred kids:
https://i.imgur.com/a/EtuDP
And here's a 4chan meme dump about based king Zimmerman
https://i.imgur.com/a/2P2EC
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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related album
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/Yyf6y
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Sociopathic monster goblins! Every last one of them did that shit deliberately. Love it.
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Bookmarked!
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I'm so sorry about your kitty
. You wanna talk about it?
That album is good! I'm stuck watching 11 on loop and laughing - that SLAM! IN YOUR FACE! Kids are so fricking stupid.
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I had him for almost 19 years. Got him when he was small enough to curl up in the palm of my hand and at one point he was almost 30lbs, real chonky.
It's easier now that it's been 3 weeks, but I still have moments where it catches me by surprise.
Your pup looks super sweet and goofy so she must have had a pretty good life with lots of care
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awww I'm sorry about your kitty. I put my dog down last year, and something just came up on my memories from when I could fit her in my bathroom sink and wash her. She was so tiny. Had to take a break after seeing it.
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Thanks fam. Sorry for your loss too.
Those memories sound bittersweet, but it's also a sign you really care and miss your dog.
It's a bad time of year for this shit :(
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yeah I know. It's shit to deal with death all the time but winter is worse. I got another dog right away. It's the only way I could cope. Did you do the same or nah?
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I'm going to wait until spring and get a pair of kitties I think. Need to find just the right ones
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Make sure to post pics!
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19 years, what a long great life to have! And getting him at that tiny little baby stage of fitting in your hand, those are some special sweet memories to have and carry with you. Sorry you're going through it too drama-friend :(
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When I was in middle school, I accidentally masturbated with a tube of BenGay. It was one of the most excruciatingly painful experiences of my life.
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Thanks fam
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You haven't lived until your peepee is freezing fricking cold then immediately roasted in flames
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I'm so frickin sorry dude. 2023 was a bad year for rdrama pets. I hope 2024 isn't as bad.
Had to put down my 15 year old girl last year. It's frickin traumatizing to watch. Just remember that you gave her an amazing life. She's in a better place now, and you did her a kindness. Stopping her suffering is another act of love.
Another dramatard was kind to me too and it made me feel better when he told me to list a few good things you remember about her. Why don't you list them for us?
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I'm so sorry about your girl. Mine was 13. That's a huge portion of our lives, yet still not long enough with them.
Some of my favorite things?
When she was still able to get up on the bed, we would nap together on the weekend. She would start out as the little spoon, and then turn over and put her face on the pillow right next to mine and make happy groans (like a cat purring).
She was not a gassy dog, but every now and again she would audibly fart. Every time it would startle her and she would glare at her butt like it did something wrong.
I had a cat originally when I got her, and she wanted so badly to be friends. She would do tricks for the cat to try to please her (never worked).
She observed that the cat rubbed against the wall constantly, and figured she should be doing it too. There is a dirt racing stripe along the hallway because she would mimic that behavior every time she got amped up. I gave up trying to keep cleaning it, and would only do it right before bath time.
She hated the wind. I called it "the wind monster" whenever a storm would roll in. She was super spooked indoors and outdoors, and would freeze and stare around at literally nothing, just because the wind was blowing.
She had a love/hate relationship with garbage/recycling trucks. They were monsters too, but at one point, I had a neighbor she adored who worked for the recycling company. It was very confusing for her to try to avoid the garbage monster on walks, but then see her BFF come out to give her pets and scritches.
I just remembered something she did as a puppy. When lawn sprinklers would come on during early morning walks, she would bark and yip at the sprinkler while bouncing around playing with the water spray.
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awww I enjoyed reading these. Hugs to you, and she sounds like an amazing dog.
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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.
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How dare you longpostbot, my girl loved cheese and now you must experience it too!
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I know you asked for memes and shit and probably dont want to think to much about animals but this pictures really cute.
I got a gf for my cat and he has turned out to be the biggest incel and daddys boy alive. Everytime she comes to snuggle and licks his head he tries to assert himself. Hes jelly every moment she gets with me. He still gets plenty of atention too. Aways the picture is right after she invaded his bed and the look on his face is "this is my life now".
The worst day of my life will be saying goodbye to them. I dread it more than my own parents and i have a good relationship with them lmao. I wish you all the love, i will pour one out this weekend for you.
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That's a really
cute picture, and the story 
really 
brings it to life. Give those stinkers some pets for me!
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She sounds like a heckin good girl my dude
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She was. It's fricking
me up that I can't turn around in my chair 
right 
now and give her head a pat.
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Enable subtitles. It's the song I listen to when I'm sad and want to cry. Maybe it works for you as well.
It's okay to cry.
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I really like that song, the wind instruments feel uplifting. I'm from burgerland so gotta relate back to that, the lyrics remind me of Everybody Hurts by R.E.M. Very different tone to the song, but same message.
Thank you dramabro!
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Me too.
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Had a dream everyone at
@sneedman's benzo-boosted drum & bass house party was playing Cincinnati poker together, I mean like 30-40 people in the same room sitting at back to back folding tables. 
@pizzashill and I got into a betting battle. I had Ace/7 full house, everyone else folded, and he revealed 7-of-a-kind 10s. I threw my cards down, stormed up to 
@sneedman and said what the frick man? Are you using multiple decks? And he said yes, there are 40 people here. Then I flipped the table and woke up 
This was an actual friend's dream, but I edited the people and events to make them more relatable. I thought it was funny
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I'd like to see this animated pls
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Another
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM victim... I can tell by the diaper
SAD!
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Not gonna
touch 
this one 
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COWARD!!
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Get back out here and r*pe that dog right now!
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Yes master!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP DEAD DOG PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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My dog is legit racist towards other dogs, only chooses to hang out with sheepdog looking ones, has zero interest in pitts. Fricking hilarious
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Mine hated labradoodles for some reason. If she spotted
one out on a walk, or even out on car rides, she would 
tense up and stare 
them down and her hackles would 
rise and get all fluffy. No idea why, we never 
even officially met one before.
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Lol keyed labradoodles are snobby af
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Catching this one before I go to sleep so can't stick around much
What's your favorite recipe OP? The one you enjoy cooking most? Sell me on it!
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I'm torn between
a garlic sirloin roast and green 
bean casserole, but I think 
the green 
bean casserole is probably my favorite.
Fresh green
beans 
trimmed/cut, none of that frozen 
or canned. You get a little 
extra snap biting into them, they aren't soggy or wet. Fresh 
diced mushrooms 
and garlic/onion/bacon thrown into a pepper 
jack cheese 
roux, instead of premade soup in a can with dry seasonings. Simple, but you can taste 
each of the flavors individually. Baked nice and bubbly, with crunchy onions scattered throughout for a little 
extra texture, with some bread 
crumbs on top for extra browning.
I feel super
accomplished 
baking a hearty veggie savory dish. It always feels 
like a lot of work from the outset, but the end result is so goddarn tasty 
that I feel like a chef and want to make holiday 
meals every day.
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I'll have to try this one
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One time me and my boy ran a train on this chick that I worked with. Apparently her boyfriend had like a 2 inch peepee, and she wanted to hang out with me because she knew I was single.. long story short I had my friend over and she's sitting in between us. About 15 minutes after she showed up, she's got her titties out and we're both sucking a titty each.. my brother had just bought a brand new sectional couch. She had the arms of the couch in the center instead of on the outside.. as I am fricking her from the back, and my boy is getting his peepee sucked my brother and my grandfather who is 77 years old at the time walked in on us. All he said was “It looks like you guys are having some fun.” we never spoke on it again, although shortly after the basement flooded, and we had to throw away the couch. That girl ended up being my frick buddy for about a year and a half and me and my boy would occasionally frick her at the same time because she was essentially our frick buddy and we were cool with it. She had a nice body and a great set of tits, but she had a BIG BUTT FRICKING HEAD!. I'm talking a head as big as the Goodyear blimp.. long story short the last time I saw her I was at some ghetto music studio writing some rhymes, and she came over.. at this point of our relationship. I was really annoyed with her and I didn't want to really frick her anymore and even though she was begging me to frick her, I denied her. I then told her that I'm not trying to frick, but that some dudes over there might want to.. no lie that day. She got fricked by about five guys at the same time and at one point some dude came out of the room that they were fricking in completely naked with c*m all over his belly. Was it his c*m? I have no fricking idea but me and my friend started laughing at him and told his butt to take a shower. I have lived a very interesting fricked up life and I regret nothing
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Avoid
the fivehead sluts, bitches be desperate 
for attention 
and make up drama 
to compensate for their oblong face.
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She was fun to frick for a while, but I legit have not seen her in about 15 years
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found the incel
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Lol
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Brutal
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Muh peepee :(
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit here was the best option?
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Long story short, I am a truck driver, and I use voice to text. Also, this particular story is 100% true.. and I tell these stories to advance the human race so that one day my ancestors can subjugate alien races
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Why is a ruqqoid talking like he's thuggish
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No lie I did grow up in the hood round a bunch of neighbors
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I use voice to text, so this is just how I talk I guess
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Mick Jagger will cheer you up
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxfijInXi3qaTDtUBZUGdWnn6nKvQUJ2sL
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Strangely enough, that did cheer me up. That song always makes me think of House, but that's not why. Maybe it was MJ prancing around showing off tight little bussy.
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He invented twerking, i gots the documents
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Yo dawg loved you and you gave her the best life she could've had. There's nothing to regret, allow yourself to feel the sadness and mourn.
Get off the internet and watch a funny comfort movie. I'd recommend The Nice Guys, pure kino
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At least she doesn't have to look at your ugly butt anymore.
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Love you rDrama
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Love you Snappy, but bad timing.
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It's not, this is literally what life is.
You're gonna be so back soon.
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Lol, DOG KITTY!!!!!
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just wake it up dumbass
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