JingleWhalesshe/bitch
An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess.
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>OP lives in a shitty Hallmark Christmas movie
When your approachably-hot but generic sister moves home from The Big City to stay with you, tell that basic b-word to frick right off.
I've already called dibs on your 7/10 widower neighbor with the annoying daughter, who understands the spirit of Christmas and does woodworking in his spare time when he's not being an architect-doctor.
Maybe if she practiced basic auto maintenance, her 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee wouldn't break down in the mall parking lot, prompting Chad Manjaw to show up and tinker around under the hood while she gets the giny tickles
It owned by my mom but she has two other houses she lives at so I live here in trade for upkeep. It's paid off, so eventually it'll be mine.
My mom and dad were living here for the past three years so I could take care of my dad and prevent him from having to go into a nursing home. He's dead now though so I'm by myself again.
Lucky!🟊 Get in there and don't let anyone kick you out, lmaoo. It's really pretty, Sorry to hear about your dad, but seems like at least you were able to spend time with him ♡
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When your approachably-hot but generic sister moves home from The Big City to stay with you, tell that basic b-word to frick right off.
I've already called dibs on your 7/10 widower neighbor with the annoying daughter, who understands the spirit of Christmas and does woodworking in his spare time when he's not being an architect-doctor.
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Maybe if she practiced basic auto maintenance, her 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee wouldn't break down in the mall parking lot, prompting Chad Manjaw to show up and tinker around under the hood while she gets the giny tickles
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I can be the walmart employee that sets you up, just lmk
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On my way to live at your house.
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Unironically it took less than 20 minutes in Google Earth to find it.
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Rdrama group frieldtrip!
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@WootFatigue we're all going to meet up in your basement for an epic goon session
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Begin the quest.
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Is it closer to Detroit or Chicago?
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I like the yellow door
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Housedox?
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Yikes!
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Looks like a comfy house, woot.
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Is it yours? was it like 30% of salary expensive or more like 50% of salary expensive?
a little jelly but sop happy for you, slay
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It owned by my mom but she has two other houses she lives at so I live here in trade for upkeep. It's paid off, so eventually it'll be mine.
My mom and dad were living here for the past three years so I could take care of my dad and prevent him from having to go into a nursing home. He's dead now though so I'm by myself again.
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Sorry about your dad, it's cool you have a house though.
I'm trying to be a landchad this year
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Lucky!🟊 Get in there and don't let anyone kick you out, lmaoo. It's really pretty, Sorry to hear about your dad, but seems like at least you were able to spend time with him ♡
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Raccoon food drop yayyy!
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*right click save as*
It's mine now.
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is that house made of wood? you live in a hut?
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Yeah....
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frick the house, we need more pics of those surrounding woods at night. Thems cryptid country
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Racoon garage not pictured
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The tree in the foreground gives a good "stalker watching his prey from the woods" vibe, I like it.
I'd patch out the lights in the background, they're a little distracting.
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Aesthetically pleasing, functionally lacking. Grow more shrubbery.
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Interesting choice
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