JingleWhalesshe/bitch
An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess.
10mo ago#5730322
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>OP lives in a shitty Hallmark Christmas movie
When your approachably-hot but generic sister moves home from The Big City to stay with you, tell that basic b-word to frick right off.
I've already called dibs on your 7/10 widower neighbor with the annoying daughter, who understands the spirit of Christmas and does woodworking in his spare time when he's not being an architect-doctor.
Maybe if she practiced basic auto maintenance, her 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee wouldn't break down in the mall parking lot, prompting Chad Manjaw to show up and tinker around under the hood while she gets the giny tickles
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When your approachably-hot but generic sister moves home from The Big City to stay with you, tell that basic b-word to frick right off.
I've already called dibs on your 7/10 widower neighbor with the annoying daughter, who understands the spirit of Christmas and does woodworking in his spare time when he's not being an architect-doctor.
Jump in the discussion.
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Maybe if she practiced basic auto maintenance, her 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee wouldn't break down in the mall parking lot, prompting Chad Manjaw to show up and tinker around under the hood while she gets the giny tickles
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I can be the walmart employee that sets you up, just lmk
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