So I recently visited a younger relative of mine. He's an anime obsessed pothead and back when we used to live in the same city, he did have a futa fetish. Yup, you can see where this is going.. Anyway, we're catching up and I ask if he's dating anyone. Well, wouldn't you know? He's found himself a train. Fem/nonbinary I guess? I couldn't even say anything, my brain just kept screaming at me not to start on a TERF rant. Fortunately I managed but it was close. Looks like a bearded dude with boobs (hey, at least my relative's not a train (yet?) which I'm sure most of your sickos thought this would lead to).
Oh the rub, dude always sticks to white chicks but this one time, yep, he's found himself a kang. The rest of the fam found the train's tiktok (my relative posted his relationship status online with links ) so it warms my TERFy heart to say the ensuing discussions were train rope material. However, we're a catholic immigrant family so I already knew their views thus it's not much of an upside. The jokes are funny though. My parents are still puzzled over the nonbinary thing but it's not like I actually get it myself anyway. This has seriously messed up my family events planning. The older gen says they refuse to be in the vicinity of the train. But tbh, I'd still rather hang out with my coombrained relative and his themfriend than listen to my older relatives go on about how the IMF/US/EU are the only reason our country remains a shithole plus multiple variations of conveniently immigrant friendly QAnon nonsense.
In support to my relative who bravely came out to me, I keep my mouth shut and avoid commenting on the relationship. I did warn my relatives with kids about the dangers of anime though. I still laugh at the jokes cuz well, it'd be bad form not to.
!biofoids (I assume you're all at least mildly TERFy) !transphobes !chuds
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Why do you know this?
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I guess I was the only terminally online weirdo he knew so I was his confidante. His brothers would have eviscerated him back then...or maybe turned him back onto a righteous path. Maybe I should have snitched? I'm glad because at least I got to explain to him that no, Japanese porn and hentai lie and women don't generally change their minds while being r*ped and start enthusiastically participating. I didn't realize how much we were all fricked until that moment. Like it never occurred to me people actually thought it was an actual thing. No wonder zoomer scrotes are out choking every broad they get close to.
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Zoomer scrotes choke women because zoomer women ask to be choked, because most zoomer women willing to have s*x with zoomer men are victims of sexual abuse.
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how do you know about your relative's fetishes? i would die. my family is typical buttoned-up cold emotionless midwesterners, we would all kill ourselves Jonestown style before ever discussing anything even vaguely sexual.
my terf L recently is that i found out that someone in my social circle that i thought was MTF is actually FTM lol. guess my nooticing abilities are getting rusty.
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i actually spoke praise about this specific person on this website like a month ago, for being the sanest and least coombrained MTF i've ever met lmao. now the mystery is solved
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LOL
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if it helps I know one (1) sane and uncoombrained MTF who is unquestionably an actual man. they do very rarely exist
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This is foreshadowing next month's thread when you'll find out she's actually FTM.
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I thought the same about the one Hitler larper. I thought they were MtNB when they were FtNB
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a female hitler larper is definitely rare lmao
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dont laugh at inferior transphobes X (formerly chiobu)! no one can match you
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all transphobes are valid
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@89wc
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this is my only confirmed clocking fail in recently memory i'm very ashamed
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anime to pipeline strikes again
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Lol how'd you learn a relative has a futa fetish?
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He just told me. I was into yaoi at the time so I guess he thought they were equivalent but I was out there buying light novels.
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!foidmoment
Imagine being a fujo
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How is your transition going?
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Fortunately it was back before the trans explosion so I did as sensible fujoshis do and graduated past that phase.
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Keyed, it's the purest form of love.
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Heres a cat pic to make you feel better
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Oh noooo he got one with a beard??? Please tell me its not fat at least.
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Sadly I cannot. Xem is also fairly well padded in the buttocks area if that makes it better (I know because xim posts twerking videos on tiktok which the whole fam except his mom has seen).
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He's just breaking uppity bucks.
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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i bet this buck breaks back
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Can kangs buck break fellow kangs?
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black immigrants can buck-break FBAs and frequently do.
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If the train looks like a bearded dude in a dress, do you hug it or just shake its hand? I have no idea how it works.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I am TERFy enough to refuse any tactile contact. They're getting a wave.
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Just use something gender neutral like Tiger Woods does
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You can't go wrong with a handshake and a pat on the bum
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Sad but inevitable.
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Good. TERFs need to suffer
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So is it a mtf or ftm? Both of them can look like bearded dudes with boobs
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He's got a working peepee.
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That's the problem right there no? No repercussions so why change. JFC I can't imagine my cousins just glossing over that they'd know of me being a futa fetishist in the first place.
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Coal pays toll
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