So I recently visited a younger relative of mine. He's an anime obsessed pothead and back when we used to live in the same city, he did have a futa fetish. Yup, you can see where this is going.. Anyway, we're catching up and I ask if he's dating anyone. Well, wouldn't you know? He's found himself a train. Fem/nonbinary I guess? I couldn't even say anything, my brain just kept screaming at me not to start on a TERF rant. Fortunately I managed but it was close. Looks like a bearded dude with boobs (hey, at least my relative's not a train (yet?) which I'm sure most of your sickos thought this would lead to).
Oh the rub, dude always sticks to white chicks but this one time, yep, he's found himself a kang. The rest of the fam found the train's tiktok (my relative posted his relationship status online with links ) so it warms my TERFy heart to say the ensuing discussions were train rope material. However, we're a catholic immigrant family so I already knew their views thus it's not much of an upside. The jokes are funny though. My parents are still puzzled over the nonbinary thing but it's not like I actually get it myself anyway. This has seriously messed up my family events planning. The older gen says they refuse to be in the vicinity of the train. But tbh, I'd still rather hang out with my coombrained relative and his themfriend than listen to my older relatives go on about how the IMF/US/EU are the only reason our country remains a shithole plus multiple variations of conveniently immigrant friendly QAnon nonsense.
In support to my relative who bravely came out to me, I keep my mouth shut and avoid commenting on the relationship. I did warn my relatives with kids about the dangers of anime though. I still laugh at the jokes cuz well, it'd be bad form not to.
!biofoids (I assume you're all at least mildly TERFy) !transphobes !chuds
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If the train looks like a bearded dude in a dress, do you hug it or just shake its hand? I have no idea how it works.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Just use something gender neutral like Tiger Woods does
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I am TERFy enough to refuse any tactile contact. They're getting a wave.
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You can't go wrong with a handshake and a pat on the bum
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