What should I get my bf for his birthday??? it's coming up soon and im not sure what i should get him. I exhausted my gift ideas at Christmas :(
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WHAT SHOULD I GET MY BOYFRIEND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
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he likes reading i could get him a book
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Also if you get a book sign the inside cover for him and write something sweet. I kept all the books boys inscribed for me (even ones where he wrote something stupid)
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Get him The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I know nothing about your boyfriend but if he's the kind of moid I assume he might be he will like it.
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It's not erotica. It's literature that includes eroticism as one of several themes. It's exactly the right book for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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It's not pornography. It's auteur film in which the director happens to repeatedly run a train on a series of vulnerable and easily exploitable teenage CSA survivors and addicts as one of several themes. It's exactly the right film for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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Does he lecture them about philosophy between repetitions?
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Yeah he explicates his views on life and society directly into their gaped holes to keep them ready between takes. The fluffers are visible in several scenes providing poignant commentary on the class divisions of postindustrial society. At one point Foucault is even simultaneously depicted molesting African boys alongside the director whilst advising a graduate student on her thesis.
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Based. Would deconstruct this text.
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Sounds incredibly boring
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It's got a bunch of s*x, but it's literary s*x so her bf can feel cultured while he jerks off, but also it's an easy read so he won't strain his wrists or his brain too much.
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men don't masturbate to words that's a feminine-coded trait
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Wait is that true? Moids can't use their imagination to get off?
Are you like a 4-5?
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I've never heard of a man getting off to erotica. It's not that they can't, its just that they dont really think that far. Big boobs is enough for them to get off, the hotness of s*x isn't the connection, the passion, or the love; it's the other's body. Words on a page convey emotion, and images depict bodies. When the most important part is interpersonal emotion, words reign supreme; when sexual gratification hinges chiefly on anothers body, depictions of that body (eg images videos) are preferred.
The only exception that ive seen is fetish stuff where there is no real world equivalent.
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...does that mean a scrote who gets off to erotica is a
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Literotica is popular among men. Men just dont talk about it because it is extremely gay.
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I don't like porn, but if I did, I'd probably find erotica hotter. Words are important, for both fantasy and connection. Hot is granted, I don't frick uggos. Something a bit more stimulating is required. I am a pervert.
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Sure, lots of porn is "gonzo", ie there's no plot or acting really (other than faking orgasms lmao) it's just "hot girl walks in, starts to frick". But there's also plenty of videos with plot and the like.
I honestly wonder how much of it is simple momentum. Clearly the vast majority of video porn is made for men and the vast majority of written erotica is made for women. I mean it's not even close.
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Nah there's lots of scrote-orientated erotica and lots of scrotes read it, you just hear about it less since it's more time-consuming to share.
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It's probably less "can't" and more "why bother when you can watch HD video for free", or in even more modern times, "strap on a VR headset".
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It's a generalisation, but men do tend to be more visual, with obvious consequences when it comes to porn.
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Darn I need this book. I have a tiny moid brain and a truly massive peepee. Need me a little culture.
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You are correct. His other book "The Joke" is okay though
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That's a book foids love.
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I really thought I was Sabina when I was 20. Later, I realized I was dumb.
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Stop making me want to rewatch Gilmore Girls I'll get depressed when it gets bad
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