For very low budget, trinkets or consumables. High quality playing cards (offer to teach him some games with it), a miniature of your favorite animal, fancy cereal, cheap clothes you don't feel bad about destroying for crafts or special occasions.
If your budget is more like a days wages, get him a nicer version of something he uses regularly but can't self-justify splurging on.
Lightweight. If you want to see something really gross then kindly take a selfie, look at it, and pretend I sent it after I said, "If you want to see something gross". Thanks for your cooperation and have a positive day.
You'll regret it. You'll compare yourself against her whether you intend to or not and you'll analyse every conceivable difference in the way he fricks her compared to you, whether real or imagined, and then eventually this will culminate in a great moment of distress and an attempted suicide.
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It's not erotica. It's literature that includes eroticism as one of several themes. It's exactly the right book for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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Also if you get a book sign the inside cover for him and write something sweet. I kept all the books boys inscribed for me (even ones where he wrote something stupid)
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You're not dating Bardy are you???
Ol' Bardboy's 49th b'day is just 10 days away. What are we planning rdrama?
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 9 more times than usual!
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Do you want to get him something small or something expensive?
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small we're college students lol
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Buy him a video game you want to play
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Get him a novelty hat of some kind.
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HIV.
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buy him a balldo
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what the heck is this
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u ever think:
then this is the product for u
u put ur balls in it and its like having a second peepee except without any of the sexual pleasure
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!moidmoment who invented this
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MEEE
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Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.
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Get tested
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Here is a Marstistic representation of the inventor
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rekieta law made it famous
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what kind of plumber fetish site is this?
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All I know is that Nick Rekieta, Internet's most sober lawyer, loves them
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I love rekieta, hes not a lolcow and gives out nothing but tremendous legal takes
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a threesome
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unironically considering a threesome with another (cis) girl. she's been a bit flirty with me so i think she'll say yes
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go for it please ask her now and tell us if she said yes
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And when she says yes, please film it. For documentary purposes, you see.
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Lightweight. If you want to see something really
gross 
then kindly take a selfie, look at it, and pretend I sent it after I said, "If you want to see something gross". Thanks for your cooperation and have a positive 
day.
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i did that and omg so cute
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Frick outta here, lemme try.
Holy shit you're right!
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!incels mogs me wtf
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Don't do this, not if you are serious about this relationship.
If you dgaf about this neighbor then go for it, but this shit ain't good long term sis
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i love him with my whole heart
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Then don't bring some nasty gussy into your relationship.
Get him something small that will have sentimental value over time, and spend the day with him being loving and affectionate.
That will mean a lot more in the long run, and won't risk ruining your relationship.
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he said he would be down for a threesome tho
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Hey it's your life, if you want to do it then go for it.
Every single one of my friends who tried to the threesome thing except for one have broken up completely.
Bringing other people into your relationship creates a lot of weird feelings.
But again, your life, your relationship, do what you want.
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Your not playing by hetero rules, go for it. You are goung to regret not doing this. You're only getting older, buy some coke too.
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Y'all neighbor are evil
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Alright Chiobu.
You, Me, Your wife.
What do you think?
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xhe's not married
it's not the same
it was a joke suggestion lmao
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When you and your wife were dating would you have been comfortable bringing in a BWC?
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You'll regret it. You'll compare yourself against her whether you intend to or not and you'll analyse every conceivable difference in the way he fricks her compared to you, whether real or imagined, and then eventually this will culminate in a great moment of distress and an attempted suicide.
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what does that mean
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Get really really fat for him. He'll love it.
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Then xe'll pass
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he likes reading i could get him a book
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Get him The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I know nothing about your boyfriend but if he's the kind of moid I assume he might be he will like it.
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It's not erotica. It's literature that includes eroticism as one of several themes. It's exactly the right book for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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Sounds incredibly boring
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You are correct. His other book "The Joke" is okay though
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That's a book foids love.
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I really thought I was Sabina when I was 20. Later, I realized I was dumb.
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Also if you get a book sign the inside cover for him and write something sweet. I kept all the books boys inscribed for me (even ones where he wrote something stupid)
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Stop making me want to rewatch Gilmore Girls I'll get depressed when it gets bad
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Vagina
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found the incel
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