What should I get my bf for his birthday??? it's coming up soon and im not sure what i should get him. I exhausted my gift ideas at Christmas :(
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WHAT SHOULD I GET MY BOYFRIEND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
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You're not dating Bardy are you???
Ol' Bardboy's 49th b'day is just 10 days away. What are we planning rdrama?
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 9 more times than usual!
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Do you want to get him something small or something expensive?
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small we're college students lol
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For very low budget, trinkets or consumables. High quality playing cards (offer to teach him some games with it), a miniature of your favorite animal, fancy cereal, cheap clothes you don't feel bad about destroying for crafts or special occasions.
If your budget is more like a days wages, get him a nicer version of something he uses regularly but can't self-justify splurging on.
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Buy him a video game you want to play
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Get him a novelty hat of some kind.
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Turn something small into something expensive with implants
@transb-word
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ew implants are grossu
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HIV.
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buy him a balldo
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what the heck is this
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u ever think:
then this is the product for u
u put ur balls in it and its like having a second peepee except without any of the sexual pleasure
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!moidmoment who invented this
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MEEE
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Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.
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Get tested
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Here is a Marstistic representation of the inventor
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rekieta law made it famous
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what kind of plumber fetish site is this?
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All I know is that Nick Rekieta, Internet's most sober lawyer, loves them
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I love rekieta, hes not a lolcow and gives out nothing but tremendous legal takes
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a threesome
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unironically considering a threesome with another (cis) girl. she's been a bit flirty with me so i think she'll say yes
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go for it please ask her now and tell us if she said yes
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And when she says yes, please film it. For documentary purposes, you see.
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Lightweight. If you want to see something really
gross 
then kindly take a selfie, look at it, and pretend I sent it after I said, "If you want to see something gross". Thanks for your cooperation and have a positive 
day.
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i did that and omg so cute
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Frick outta here, lemme try.
Holy shit you're right!
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!incels mogs me wtf
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Don't do this, not if you are serious about this relationship.
If you dgaf about this neighbor then go for it, but this shit ain't good long term sis
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i love him with my whole heart
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Then don't bring some nasty gussy into your relationship.
Get him something small that will have sentimental value over time, and spend the day with him being loving and affectionate.
That will mean a lot more in the long run, and won't risk ruining your relationship.
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he said he would be down for a threesome tho
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Hey it's your life, if you want to do it then go for it.
Every single one of my friends who tried to the threesome thing except for one have broken up completely.
Bringing other people into your relationship creates a lot of weird feelings.
But again, your life, your relationship, do what you want.
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Your not playing by hetero rules, go for it. You are goung to regret not doing this. You're only getting older, buy some coke too.
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Y'all neighbor are evil
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He's trans, this is what they do.
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No TB's boyfriend is cis
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Alright X (formerly chiobu).
You, Me, Your wife.
What do you think?
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xhe's not married
it's not the same
it was a joke suggestion lmao
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When you and your wife were dating would you have been comfortable bringing in a BWC?
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No one said anything about bipocs?
Im asking if you would have been cool with bringing someone into a relationship you were actually taking seriously.
You saying you wouldn't have a threesome with your wife kind of proves the point.
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You'll regret it. You'll compare yourself against her whether you intend to or not and you'll analyse every conceivable difference in the way he fricks her compared to you, whether real or imagined, and then eventually this will culminate in a great moment of distress and an attempted suicide.
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what does that mean
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Get really really fat for him. He'll love it.
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Then xe'll pass
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he likes reading i could get him a book
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Get him The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I know nothing about your boyfriend but if he's the kind of moid I assume he might be he will like it.
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It's not erotica. It's literature that includes eroticism as one of several themes. It's exactly the right book for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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It's not pornography. It's auteur film in which the director happens to repeatedly run a train on a series of vulnerable and easily exploitable teenage CSA survivors and addicts as one of several themes. It's exactly the right film for a certain species of 19-23 year old moid who fancies himself sensitive and intellectual.
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Does he lecture them about philosophy between repetitions?
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Yeah he explicates his views on life and society directly into their gaped holes to keep them ready between takes. The fluffers are visible in several scenes providing poignant commentary on the class divisions of postindustrial society. At one point Foucault is even simultaneously depicted molesting African boys alongside the director whilst advising a graduate student on her thesis.
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Based. Would deconstruct this text.
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Sounds incredibly boring
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It's got a bunch of s*x, but it's literary s*x so her bf can feel cultured while he jerks off, but also it's an easy read so he won't strain his wrists or his brain too much.
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men don't masturbate to words that's a feminine-coded trait
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Wait is that true? Moids can't use their imagination to get off?
Are you like a 4-5?
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I've never heard of a man getting off to erotica. It's not that they can't, its just that they dont really think that far. Big boobs is enough for them to get off, the hotness of s*x isn't the connection, the passion, or the love; it's the other's body. Words on a page convey emotion, and images depict bodies. When the most important part is interpersonal emotion, words reign supreme; when sexual gratification hinges chiefly on anothers body, depictions of that body (eg images videos) are preferred.
The only exception that ive seen is fetish stuff where there is no real world equivalent.
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...does that mean a scrote who gets off to erotica is a
?
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Literotica is popular among men. Men just dont talk about it because it is extremely gay.
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I don't like porn, but if I did, I'd probably find erotica hotter. Words are important, for both fantasy and connection. Hot is granted, I don't frick uggos. Something a bit more stimulating is required. I am a pervert.
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Sure, lots of porn is "gonzo", ie there's no plot or acting really (other than faking orgasms lmao) it's just "hot girl walks in, starts to frick". But there's also plenty of videos with plot and the like.
I honestly wonder how much of it is simple momentum. Clearly the vast majority of video porn is made for men and the vast majority of written erotica is made for women. I mean it's not even close.
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Nah there's lots of scrote-orientated erotica and lots of scrotes read it, you just hear about it less since it's more time-consuming to share.
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It's probably less "can't" and more "why bother when you can watch HD video for free", or in even more modern times, "strap on a VR headset".
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It's a generalisation, but men do tend to be more visual, with obvious consequences when it comes to porn.
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Darn I need this book. I have a tiny moid brain and a truly massive peepee. Need me a little culture.
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You are correct. His other book "The Joke" is okay though
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That's a book foids love.
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I really thought I was Sabina when I was 20. Later, I realized I was dumb.
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Also if you get a book sign the inside cover for him and write something sweet. I kept all the books boys inscribed for me (even ones where he wrote something stupid)
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Stop making me want to rewatch Gilmore Girls I'll get depressed when it gets bad
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Vagina
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found the incel
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