I was tarded enough to listen to meteorologists and go out when the ice hadn't really melted yet. Ended up with a badly broken tibia. At least it was in my already crippled leg. Looks like I'm gonna be phoneposting from bed 100% of the time not just 90% of the time for a while.
I'm going into surgery tomorrow. If I don't make it, tell everyone my last words were "dude bussy lmao". 
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Welcome to the substance abuse choice of poets and oligoi
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I'll never need to shit again!
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Just go in for a colon “check” every three months or 3000 miles
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