I was tarded enough to listen to meteorologists and go out when the ice hadn't really melted yet. Ended up with a badly broken tibia. At least it was in my already crippled leg. Looks like I'm gonna be phoneposting from bed 100% of the time not just 90% of the time for a while.
I'm going into surgery tomorrow. If I don't make it, tell everyone my last words were "dude bussy lmao". 
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Get well soon
. Can you molest nurses under the guise of being high on oxy? 
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I'll try but I have to trick them into getting close enough to me.
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manifesting some cute filipinx nurses for you gl vro
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Also manifesting some dwhite nurses for you too!
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Orthopedic surgeons are in a racket with the meteorologists.
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This is why Big Pharma hates Climate Change and Global Warming
It's all making sense now
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Proved correct by the gods of rdrama. Thank you
Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor 🤣
The 8-Ball Says: Outlook not so good.
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Switch
to plan C this timeline 
has been compromised.
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That would explain a lot. They said they got 40+ slip and fall fractures that day before me.
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They thrive on geriatrics on ice and moids
on atvs in nice weather. Really 
covered all their bases.
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first jewish space lazers change the weather. next, you injure yourself. finally, a jewish lazer operates on your body. wake up goyim!
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Lucky you only broke your tibia and not your labia.
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FREE FEET PICS
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You a hobbit?
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We prefer the term halfling.
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Halflings get dexterity bonus how did you manage to fall 🍁🍂
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I must have a penalty to saving throws.
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Ok kender
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DUDE, I broke my left tibia last week! Tibia broooossssss!
Yours looks way worse though, mine had a nail already in it so it did nothing.
Sorry about your impeding death, hope you've got your family with you to support you in your last hours.
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Luv u bro.
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I know it's the oxy talking but I lov u 2 brah
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We oughta have an all-nighter too see who can stay up the latest on Ambien
@ACA love sucking peepee
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I stay up so hard I'd take a tuktuk to the casino and goomble (and obviously lose)
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If you make it back home with your clothes on you're a legend.
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Lol I definitely made it back to my room that's usually in another hotel not naked
but poorer
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Foot basically confirms you're a Maronite.
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How the frick did you break your leg falling down on ice?
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Tripped over a curb and twisted it. It was the worst possible place I could have fallen. I guess I was cocky because I was 99% of the way back to the door.
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sending thoughts and prayers
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At least you didn't break your fibia. (that's the one next to it)
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Based , good luck king
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Your feet are weird and hairy. 0/10
Why do you have a short left big toe and a long right big toe? Your feet are disgusting.
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Right foot is really strong. Left foot is swollen.
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lmao this neighbor slipped on ice, neighbor would die in Canada lmao
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It would be easier if it was colder. When the temperatures keeps bouncing up and down around freezing you end up with multiple layers of freezing rain and it's really hard to know wtf is going on. Like there was supposed to have been enough warm rain to wash it away the day I went out.
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this neighbor is gonna die
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I'll be back.
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Don't know why, but Oxy felt like it didn't do shit for me when I was hopped up on it after I broke my femur way back when. Sometimes I wish I could break a bone again to get that sweet sweet morphine in my system though... Oh well whiskey will have to do
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I had thr same experience when I broke my hip so maybe it depends on the bone. It's actually pretty effective for me now. I haven't even used up the maximum they would allow me.
Only problem is when I do need a full dose I fall asleep for a couple hours.
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Feet!
Also I'm drunk posting right now and hope you feel better man.
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You'll be drunkposting for both of us now.
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It's an honor to take up the mantle.
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Welcome to the substance abuse choice of poets and oligoi
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I'll never need to shit again!
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Just go in for a colon “check” every three months or 3000 miles
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bussy
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Be careful idk how old old you are but surgery
is always scary 
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Yeah but if they give me ketamine isn't that supposed to solve all my mental problems?
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As long as you stay on ketamine, yes all your problems will be solved
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Your feet look like Klenny's feet
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Why not both?
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Nice feet cute twink
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I fell twice on the ice around Portland. Luckily I drinknmilk(chocolate of course) by the hogshead, so the only thing I broke was the sidewalk!
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Hope all goes well bby
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They got me all washed up and snug and cozy now, ready for the OR.
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portlandcel
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Just look for the only person the right age to like Reel Big Fish.
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What's ur opinion on steely Dan
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I dunno except my French teacher liked them. The French teacher who wasn't cool.
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Easily one of the best bands named after a vibrator.
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xennial scum
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