I was tarded enough to listen to meteorologists and go out when the ice hadn't really melted yet. Ended up with a badly broken tibia. At least it was in my already crippled leg. Looks like I'm gonna be phoneposting from bed 100% of the time not just 90% of the time for a while.
I'm going into surgery tomorrow. If I don't make it, tell everyone my last words were "dude bussy lmao". 
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Orthopedic surgeons are in a racket with the meteorologists.
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This is why Big Pharma hates Climate Change and Global Warming
It's all making sense now
!schizos
Proved correct by the gods of rdrama. Thank you
Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor 🤣
The 8-Ball Says: Outlook not so good.
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to plan C this timeline 
has been compromised.
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That would explain a lot. They said they got 40+ slip and fall fractures that day before me.
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They thrive on geriatrics on ice and moids
on atvs in nice weather. Really 
covered all their bases.
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first jewish space lazers change the weather. next, you injure yourself. finally, a jewish lazer operates on your body. wake up goyim!
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