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Your thumb looks like its x2 bigger compared to the rest of your hand
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I have fetal alcohol deformities
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Of course it looks bigger it's closer to the camera
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I haven't seen somebody drink colt 45 since I was like 16
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They disappeared for over a decade. The one time i went to the Great Satan i brought back a bunch.
I'm glad they're back even if they're not in bottles
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That's the only way I'd ever seen them before too. 40s of Colt 45 and Old English bring back very nostalgic memories.
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I've been told that they were removed from market here because future doctors & lawyers kept smashing the bottles everywhere
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Mickeys with the wide mouth for fast consumption was alright too
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My college town had a bar that had $1 beer night every Tuesday with all the usual shit like Hamm's and Falstaff and that stuff. But if you knew about it, they also had an unadvertised option of tallboys of this lesser known malt liquor called Side Pocket behind the bar, also for $1. Gave me one of the worst hangovers I've ever had.
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One time in my 20s went bowling with the boys from work and drank Guinness all night for some reason.
Not even hair of the dog and a spliff fixed that hangover, it was awful
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I once tried Skol when I was younger and killed like half the bottle with some mixers.
Literally had never experienced a hangover before and to this day have never had a worse one than that
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Same. I grew up in a mayo area but I would still see the local degen white trash buying 40s of Hurricane Hi-Gravity and Old English at the gas stations but most stores seem like they quit carrying them after like 2010.
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King cans are the pinnacle of western society you cannot change my view.
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Sucking down a tall can of BIPOC slop after eeking out a miserable existance by working 16 hours makes me feel superior too.
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Lmao
Who said anything about superiority
I'm a complete r-slur degen unfit for society. Anyone remotely functional would not be drunk before 8am
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Yeah but by Winnipeg standards this is pretty good. Youre out of bed before 9am and I assume you havent threatened anyone with a knife yet today
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I would have robbed the maccas on main by point douglas but they were drive thru only
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I took PTO today so I could break my peepee off in Palworld.
I'll get drunk before 8AM with you in solidarity while my employer sponsors my degenerecy.
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a real neighbor
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Drink #1: Irish Coffee Martini
2 shots Powers
Double espresso
Half shot Kaluah
Shaken on ice
Served in dizzy cup
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It's so much less trashy this way
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Drink #2: Golden Fizz
2 shots gin (Kirkland)
1/2 lemon
1/2 lime
1 egg yolk
1/2 spoon powdered sugar
Shaken on ice
Pour in pint glass with 1/4 ice
Top off with carbonated water
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Flüssigbrot !germs
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!germs Mutts
think 
having a beer for Brotzeit is special 
or some shit
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Germans have a more advanced society, it's all there is to it.
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Until 2018 they had beer dispensers in BMW factories. The west fell after they dismantled them.
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This explains a lot about my last bmw
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Don't get me wrong I'm writing this while drunk, but don't talk up the Krauts
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The Radler was a larger contribution to society than the Holocaust was a detriment
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keyed signature, did u jost change it?
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Yes I did just a few days ago. Thanks.
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I still think
being able to buy champagne 
from a university 
bistro a huge cultural shock.
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!noalcohol
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How'd you get so rude and reckless? You've been drinking brew for breakfast. Rudy can't fail.
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and two zigzags
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Pls dont replicate my fingerprints on a 3D printer
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Those must be frickin expensive up here.
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$3.79
more palatable than Atlas though
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Get them at the bottle stop on Adamar btw
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Those were the days. Waking up on Saturday after a hard (....fine! it was a fairly relaxed office job) week of work and starting the weekend off with some OJ and vodka (well, I'd start on Friday nights but that was just to wet my lips). Now I'm so post wall all I can think of is the potential gastrointestinal distress
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foids can't have brekky beers or they will shit their britches
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Oh my god, gay marry me. Drinking a 24 oz can is so much cooler too. I wish the malt liquor selection was better where I live. I think a big can of Colt 45 is the only thing you can get anymore. Maybe Buckshot or whatever it's called. I think that's malt liquor but it comes in like 8 ounce cans or some gay shit.
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I can't believe how smooth colt is for being 8%
I could see it get boring after a while tho, variety is the spice of life
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I miss 40s so much
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Colt 45 and a graveyard shift?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UYBhCiVZBhc&si=7---ZvuLxCv18Ai8
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lmfao how have I never heard this before
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After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini's, further tantalizing my s*x-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women.
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