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Surgery #3 was postponed to tomorrow as I was still a bit too swollen. Hopefully this will finally close up the wound once and for all. It's about fricking time. I'm tired of having this rug shampooer drain all the nasty shit out of it.
I talked to a Pinay nurse for about 30 seconds and we immediately connected because of my deep understanding of her culture and dare I say her very soul. She came back a couple hours later and said I'd convinced her to order The Song of Bernadette while she was on her break. Not even exaggerating, that's how awesome I am.
Even atheists love this movie.
I'm watching US Nationals now. Some of these American ladies are good, but let's be honest with ourselves. Loena Hendrickx is gonna eat them up and spit them out at Worlds.
I like Seo and loved her choice of Copland to skate to. As far as Isabeau vs. Amber Glenn, I'm for Glenn. I feel Isabeau's component scores are a bit inflated. I guess ger performance just isn't gripping me emotiotionally like it does for the judges.
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j*sus chr*st that fall really
fricked you up
get well soon fren
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Yeah it keeps turning out a little worse than expected. But nobody is better prepared to deal with being bored and useless than me.
Thx fam.
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Praying you don't end up a pillhead after this.
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Don't worry, I'm too lazy and antisocial to find a drug connection.
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Holy molly, it feels like every time you post the cast gets bigger!
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They just put the thing on my foot last time. The nerves and/or muscles running through the leg into it are fricked up.
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Do you have osteoporosis or something? It's a wild fricking fracture for a fall on the ice.
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It was at the worst possible place. I tripped over a curb and my leg got twisted really bad in an instant. The worst part is I'd been so careful up to that point to only step where I knew that even if I did fall I'd be okay
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So what you're saying is you've your legs spread wide open and your bussy is fully exposed?
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If you can manage it without getting tangled up in the various hoses and cables attached to me, blast away bro.
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Did they start on your kitty yet?
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Wait is that why they keep giving me all these children's books about how gender is fluid?
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Ikr wasn't Glenn's short program something?
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She's pretty hot for a neanderthal. How long has it been since she was thawed out of the ice?
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If she's a neanderthal I'm gonna make a cave painting of her perfectly landing a triple axel.
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I do sometimes think it would have been nice to marry Lea Salonga.
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That voice
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Do they have any idea how long a full recovery will take?
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At least 4-6 weeks before I can even start putting weight on it. All the more time to shitpost.
I can take it tho. I've done a year on crutches when I broke my hip.
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Do part 2 South Korea longposting
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I'll be sure to get it done by then. I've been surprisingly busy so far dealing with just getting into a comfortable position, pissing, etc.
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4-6 weeks of nobody being allowed to get irritated with me for being on the computer all day sounds pretty dope.
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The only problem is when I can't put a goddarn bowl of chili in the microwave myself.
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The blanket is neat. Chaotic but geometric pattern to it.
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That's my gown. Weird perspective for a shot. There's a bunch of blankets and sheets and pillows around. In the back you can see my foot stuck in a brace raised up on a pile of 4 pillows. Awkward but the pain is pretty well under control so I'm not complaining.
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What are “us nationals”?
Sounds European tbh 🤢
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You should
still try to sue someone. Even if you think 
it was your fault, a tibia is worth a fortune
The road is the city's property and the sidewalk is the property owners responsibility to clear. Sue whoever will give you more money
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Left out Constipated or did they take away the opiates you burgeoning junkie
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I just took a shit and it wasn't even that difficult.
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Who gives a shit
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The nurses were really proud of me.
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I'm still on a steady supply but fyi I can shit, albeit with some difficulty. Might try tonight.
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