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Surgery #3 was postponed to tomorrow as I was still a bit too swollen. Hopefully this will finally close up the wound once and for all. It's about fricking time. I'm tired of having this rug shampooer drain all the nasty shit out of it.
I talked to a Pinay nurse for about 30 seconds and we immediately connected because of my deep understanding of her culture and dare I say her very soul. She came back a couple hours later and said I'd convinced her to order The Song of Bernadette while she was on her break. Not even exaggerating, that's how awesome I am.
Even atheists love this movie.
I'm watching US Nationals now. Some of these American ladies are good, but let's be honest with ourselves. Loena Hendrickx is gonna eat them up and spit them out at Worlds.
I like Seo and loved her choice of Copland to skate to. As far as Isabeau vs. Amber Glenn, I'm for Glenn. I feel Isabeau's component scores are a bit inflated. I guess ger performance just isn't gripping me emotiotionally like it does for the judges.
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Left out Constipated or did they take away the opiates you burgeoning junkie
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I'm still on a steady supply but fyi I can shit, albeit with some difficulty. Might try tonight.
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I just took a shit and it wasn't even that difficult.
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Who gives a shit
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The nurses were really proud of me.
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