Hello everyone, I'm currently drunk on gin and going to bed. I hope to cure my eventual hangover, so here is my attempted cocktail:
3 pickled asparagus
1 large drink from the pickle jar
About 2 cups of water straight from the tap
A big scoop of horse radish sauce on a cracker
I will update in the morning to see if this worked. Godspeed future me. 
In the mean time, post your hangover cures and if mine doesn't work I'll try yours next time.
EDIT: It worked, I lived. Thank you everyone for your ideas, next time I get shit faced I will give them a try.
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!boozers
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jost drink 
a glass 
of water 
for every shot / beer u drink 
as you go and you wont be hungover.
its that easy
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I find that at least a 1:2.5 water to drink ratio helps without making me having to piss like a horse
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i just drink more
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zoz
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ayy ws son
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zle
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zozzle
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IV electrolytes dipshit
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My ma's a doctor and in med school they would all get plastered and give each other IVs the day after
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Mix up a pint of pedialyte and drop an alka-seltzer in it.
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Lucozade
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Smoke some weed, not too much, a normal sized bowl or half.
Use the temporary lack of nausea to get some breakfast in yer, water and hot tea.
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A good earl gray would be nice
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Hair of the dog
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I do have Bloody Mary mix, not a bad idea.
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You really get me snappy
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Gatorade makes my tongue itch but otherwise I like this plan
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I had a packet of prepared squid (it's kinda like squid jerky) in the fridge and ate that before bed so good idea.
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