Hangover cure attempt

Hello everyone, I'm currently drunk on gin and going to bed. I hope to cure my eventual hangover, so here is my attempted cocktail:

3 pickled asparagus

1 large drink from the pickle jar

About 2 cups of water straight from the tap

A big scoop of horse radish sauce on a cracker

I will update in the morning to see if this worked. Godspeed future me.

In the mean time, post your hangover cures and if mine doesn't work I'll try yours next time.

EDIT: It worked, I lived. Thank you everyone for your ideas, next time I get shit faced I will give them a try.