sirpingsalothe/him
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ACA_Claus 10mo ago#5830750
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No I just googled the thing from Titanic, cut her image out of her photo, cleared the page, pasted her into it, desaturated the image, gave it a color match overlay, added a motion blur, then artificial grain.
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Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay
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Did you already make that and had it ready?
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No I just googled the thing from Titanic, cut her image out of her photo, cleared the page, pasted her into it, desaturated the image, gave it a color match overlay, added a motion blur, then artificial grain.
It's easy if you know what you're doing sheesh
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SHOW ME NOW!!! I need to see this please!!
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Literally this
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I love you so much.
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I hate women so much
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!incels please welcome and support rdramas newest user
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We hate you too
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Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're white
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I'm sorry you feel that way darling
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You're such a sad imitation of ted simp it's embarrassing
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seethe more, incel
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spider gang for life
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The fricking song is fricking adorable and tugs at the fricking heart. Love yourself and others.
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paint you a birmingham?
@Marth love sucking peepee
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Birmingham 10
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Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay
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Baaaabyyyy. Talk to me. Are fricking you ok now, b-word? That's awful. I love you. Sweets…..
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Is your name Lexi? Because you look like a girl named Lexi
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Oh dear lord. You really don't want to know what these degenerates are gonna paint your photo with
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@Carp
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I'd paint all over you
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xoxo
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