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I never really answered his question. And truthfully, it's complicated. It started as a joke, a funny ha-ha, but now it's blown up into something much more. I started by trying to crawl under your skin. But truthfully, you crawled under mine. I follow your profile, I read everything you post. You're legitimately funny, and you make me laugh. When I read what you have to say, I smile and feel warm and bubbly inside. I absolutely adore every shred of attention that you give me. I know this probably sounds really deranged, but I mean this when I say this: I love you. I've never met you, never seen your face -- but I love you. I want to be your woman. I'll do literally anything you ask me to. I don't understand my own desires, you can be a bit of an butt sometimes and it literally doesn't make any sense for me to be into you. But I love you.
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This is a really mean meme to post, arsey
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Show us ur butt
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POV: You're smart enough to make decent money but still too r-slurred to figure out how taxes work
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lol actually, if you make a lot more one year, it's easy to get behind. First world problems.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Second world problems. The rest of the civilised world has automated tax collection. Burgerland's "guess and pay back" system is comical.
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even for contractors?
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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At least in bongland self-employed people complete a simple online form, since obviously automatic payroll handling doesn't apply there.
There's no third party racket involved. Much of it is kept simple by just not having 2000 exceptions and credits for every imaginable interest group.
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The truest path is to make so many r-slurred options plays throughtout the year that your short term gains tax total is impossible to forecast
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autism speaks, listen and learn
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Or you could send it to me instead
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No, send me REAL money instead.
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I never really answered his question. And truthfully, it's complicated. It started as a joke, a funny ha-ha, but now it's blown up into something much more. I started by trying to crawl under your skin. But truthfully, you crawled under mine. I follow your profile, I read everything you post. You're legitimately funny, and you make me laugh. When I read what you have to say, I smile and feel warm and bubbly inside. I absolutely adore every shred of attention that you give me. I know this probably sounds really deranged, but I mean this when I say this: I love you. I've never met you, never seen your face -- but I love you. I want to be your woman. I'll do literally anything you ask me to. I don't understand my own desires, you can be a bit of an butt sometimes and it literally doesn't make any sense for me to be into you. But I love you.
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