Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.
My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.
My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.
On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.
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Hire me, I have no skills but you could talk about internet drama at work if im there.
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My cofounder is a normie 2x engineer and I'm the 5x neurodivergent who get shit done
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Hire me and I'll dole out blowies on demand for 23/hr + bennies
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The good old days are gone
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