!truecels. Take a look at this Chad's subtle humble bragging.

>Smart enough to have a high paying FAANG Job .

>Be rich enough to quit it nonchalantly

>Lose 200K, 40% of your "net worth" and have not comitted suicide already meaning all that lost money is not a big deal.

>Smarter than his financial advisor and co-founder .

>Think 16 months of unemployment (while running a business) is a big deal (ummm...sweaty try a decade of being a NEET ).

>Ironic Suicide adivce request

As we speak local biofoids are hitting up his DMs for pity s*x right now. Chad never stops his foid hustle even while stumbling.

That's the risk of a small business, man. It may fail. You may do the wrong thing and it may fail, or you may do nothing wrong and still fail. I err on the side of really safe businesses. Low margins, low revenue, but very safe.

Start making coomer Skyrim mods and flex the Patreon !nonchuds

what does your start-up do?

You should hire me, I am a codecel train (10x)

I wrote a DSL (domain specific language) for fricking marseys of all things

Also I would give you bloweys under the table and talk to you about rdrama for free

Learn to mine

Gotta start working in the mines

Sell off all your assets and start over as a consultant or self-employed, but without a business.

Part of having a business should be realizing you're going to lose money and it may possibly 150% fail.

Man I fantasize about quitting my soulless FAANG job every day. If only I didn't love money so much

Bruh go to grad school like me, do nothing with your degree and get into consulting.

Also we're hiring. If you're autisitic af you'd unironically enjoy my company, it's legit one of the nicest place I've ever worked in, and we're big into providing big dumb tech deliverables to big dumb governments.

✧ NEVAR GIVE UP ✧

Hire me, I have no skills but you could talk about internet drama at work if im there.

>Post your suicide suggestions below

Try bughunting

How does a stripe wrapper lose money?

I'd start linkedinmaxxing nao. I really wouldn't worry, with your experience you can get a new job anytime

How tf did Meta rebound so much? Did that many people buy-the-dip it back up?

nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices

You mean your company's debt?

You could always come crawling back to FAANG, it's open headcount season

Learn to prompt.

Have you considered learning to work an assembly line? Or, hear me out, maybe you can get your foot in the door with a FAANG job again.

Learn to do journ*lism

I'm starting to not resent my boring office job anymore. Since you're in Florida, either provoke sunburnt elderly into shooting you or eat raw seafood until you die from shellfish poisoning.

Hope things start going better for you

I know people like to circlejerk about ITcels being unemployed because of the recent layoffs, but if you worked at a FAANG company you can still find a good job relatively easily, so why cry cute twink?

oof selling that fb stock

i never thought it would hit 450 this quick but it was so clearly undervalued at <200

Add the word AI to your business

Go pitch to VC

lol r-slur tax you can buy back 31 days after you tax loss harvest, also your FA was right

So any salvageable IP from this endeavor? I know fintech adjacent startups typically are patent light, but maybe you got a cool trademark or two

Idk about suicide suggestions but you could always kill your financial advisor and cofounder before you go

Just stop what youre doing and become a NEET.

Nice humble brag my future job will be making 60k a year before taxes to run algorithms from nature papers and do python slop

My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

Thats a big one