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Just fricking kill me (codecel posting Ls)

Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.

My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.

On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.

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You should hire me, I am a codecel train (10x)

I wrote a DSL (domain specific language) for fricking marseys of all things :marseycry:

Also I would give you bloweys under the table and talk to you about rdrama for free :marseythumbsup:

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these hoes ain't loyal

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You're still a computer science student lmao how the frick are you 10x? Least delusional CS student…

Trans lives matter

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you can spot future 2Xers and 10xers in uni.

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