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Just fricking kill me (codecel posting Ls)

Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.

My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.

On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.

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!truecels. Take a look at this Chad's subtle humble bragging.

>Smart enough to have a high paying FAANG Job :marseyunamused:.

>Be rich enough to quit it nonchalantly :marseyeyeroll:

>Lose 200K, 40% of your "net worth" and have not comitted suicide :surejan: already meaning all that lost money is not a big deal.

>Smarter than his financial advisor and co-founder :bruh:.

>Think 16 months of unemployment (while running a business) is a big deal :marseylaugh: (ummm...sweaty try a decade of being a NEET :marseyeyeroll2:).

>Ironic Suicide adivce request :carpnoticeme:

As we speak local biofoids are hitting up his DMs for pity s*x right now. Chad never stops his foid hustle even while stumbling.

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No he has lost 40% of all time high which means he lost more than 200k since he sold meta etc.

All codecels are like this tho.

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