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Just fricking kill me (codecel posting Ls)

Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.

My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.

On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.

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Have you considered learning to work an assembly line? Or, hear me out, maybe you can get your foot in the door with a FAANG job again. :marseyamazon:

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Laap and this guy could both work at Taco Bell happily?

A full ardrama-staffed fast food restaurant seems pretty cool.

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