Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.
My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.
My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.
On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.
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Bruh go to grad school like me, do nothing with your degree and get into consulting.
Also we're hiring. If you're autisitic af you'd unironically enjoy my company, it's legit one of the nicest place I've ever worked in, and we're big into providing big dumb tech deliverables to big dumb governments.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Can someone overseas become a consultant? Not specifically at your company but just in the market in general :(
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https://www.mckinsey.com/middle-east/overview
https://www.bcg.com/united-kingdom
https://www.pwc.com/sg/en.html
https://www.deloitte.com/za/en/about/governance/deloitte-africa.html
yeah
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Thank you
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found the incel
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Incel + thirdworlder is it over for me?
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Yes, they can. There are actually many overseas consultants! Get a four year degree and speak English fluently, and you got a shot.
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How does one become a consultant?
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Get a massive ego and start confidently spewing bullshit but be sure to have good excuses handy.
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Get hired bro, that's it.
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Consultant chads mog even finance bros. At least we have to get what we're speaking even if what we're saying is fricking impractical. You can say debt financing or accelerated tax deduction is the fricking road ahead for you, but we have to know what those words mean.
Consultant bros blow us out of the fricking water by throwing wild shit like AI, generative learning, deep learning, VVLSI at every client meeting. And the fricking best thing, b-word? The fricking consultant doing that has a fricking degree in medieval history.
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I've always been envious of finance bros for knowing what's going on most of the time, but they get austistic really quick when the problem is easily quantifiable by numbers. Part of my job is coming up with new metrics for clients so their finance neurodivergents can have numbers with which to do something.
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