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Street shitter :marseypajeet: gym bro is seething because I started shit with him in the gym.

He's hovering around outside the girl's locker room and there's only one way out.


I need melee weapon ideas plz

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please call the police we need more indian crime stats on record

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That bodycam video of the indian stalker admitting he put a tracker on a ladies car but not understanding why thats not ok when told by police is a personal favorite

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Link?

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Thick accent, she was going to meet her actual boyfriend, he claims he just wanted to protect her, expects to be let go, this one has it all.

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holy shit lmfao ty for linking that this is gold

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The fricking AUDACITY this bozo has to call her multiple times WHILE HE IS BEING ARRESTED FOR STALKING HER!!!

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hallo i am in jail cell

here too much raping 😭

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Thanks brosif

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LMAO the ending

so they said your car can stay here, but they didn't say for how long. you should probably get someone to pick it up when you make your phone call.

do you want to hide the keys on the car? you seem to have experiencing hiding stuff on cars

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Georgia cops got that southern sense of humor:marseyxd:

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sir sir, please do the tracking


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we should get married and call the police on any brown people we spot from our windows :loveeyes:

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us when we see any minorities in our all white neighborhood

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Rip the embedded hairdryer off the wall and swing it like a morning star and shriek like Xena Warrior Princess going into battle (AH-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI!) as you exit the locker room whilst creating a bubble of protection by spinning the hairdryer above your head since you are likely much shorter than him thus it will be right at eye level
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>shorter than him

He's a sexy Indian dude so he's shorter than me

Maybe strangle him with the cord :marseyprey:

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Tell him you'll get one of your fat friends to marry him and get him the green card if he leaves you alone :marseykekw:

!r-slurs will this work

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Quickly piss and shit yourself. That should ward off any physical confrontation.

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He's a :marseypajeet:, they're used to the funk

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throw soap at him

or hold up a picture of a potty like a priest using a cross too ward off a vampire

@Bookers stand with israel

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Offer him a kiss and then bite his fricking lip off.

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accuse :marseynoyoupedo: him of grabbing ur butt :marseynails:

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That's bush league level, I need to make him remember when I want to use the machine he WILL GET UP.

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tie a gym lock to the end of a towel

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or put inside of your sock

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sock is better caused towels suck at tying knots

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Call the cops and act hysterical enough that they arrest him

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>man: exists

>foid: NOOOO HE'S GONNA MEGA UBER GIGARAPE ME

:#marseysleep:

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No, he's mad because I forced him off the adduction machine

He was just camping in it for 5 minutes twiddling with his phone. After I got through with three reps at another machine, I came over and asked him if I could use it. He said no. So I made him move like a good boy :doggohello:

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Then keep that energy :marseyreactor: lol. If you're a foid he's not gonna :marseyvenn6: touch :marseygrass: you

Trans lives matter

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fricking lol you did all that but you are cowering behind a door because he's standing around

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Sexy Indian dudes get rowdy. I need to arm myself for further escalation

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:#sikhspanking:

He's gonna whomp your butt for making him look like a pushover.

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Why is that an emoji

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It's from this. Best beatdown of a shameless theif I've seen in awhile.

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I'm saving this gif holy shit :marseyxd:

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Sooo where's the seething?

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Around sexy Indian dudes, be prepared to beat :marseyderanged: :marseytunaktunak:

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Bust out the door singing and dancing in punjabi, he will be forced to join in. While he's distracted cave his skull in with a kettlebell

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:marseytunaktunak:

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Peepee kick him.

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Post feet

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My custom Converses :marseynails:

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Uuuooohhh knees erotic :animepixellick:

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:marseyyikes:

She's Indian too

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Those are my pants :marseybrainlet:

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>Indians wear pants to the gym

:marseynotes:

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Pull up, buttercup :marseypunching:

I'm feeling pugilistic today

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Just pull out your gun. How is this a problem?

You do conceal carry when you're at the gym, right dramatard? Right? You always stay strapped at the gym yeah???

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you rn

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:marseya#gree:

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I've got a Derringer in my bussy in case anyone gets handsy in the showers.

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Maybe back too lurking try again next year try and really think out you're comment try and focus on funny

Trans lives matter

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Vorpal TEC-9

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Those aren't even worth throwing at people :marseypuke:

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You hit him with it, vorpal only applies to melee weapons.

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soap inside of a sock

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No socks, I've got a razor and a hairdryer

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I guess go for the razor then tbh

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Jam razor into the hairdier, then swing it around by the cord as a flail

No need to thank me

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>No socks

:marseyfeet: :marseyslurpfast:

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I'm wearing socks but they're no show cut. I wasn't expecting to need a prison melee weapon

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>I'm wearing socks

:marseyfeet: :marseyslurpfast:

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Maybe she can say her dad works for PornHub and he will cut off his access :marseyhmm:

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Soak a towel in a lot of soap, that should trigger his allergy

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Stand up for yourself and stop being a b-word?

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You're right, I'm puffing my chest up and getting the razor ready

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:marseyworried:

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Keys in fist, makeshift brass knuckles except they stab instead. The more keys the better.

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Find a mayo male to protect you. Jeets are permamogged by cumskins

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Just walk by and smirk at him. That image will burn into his very essence.

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just chase him with a bar of soap neighbor

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why did you even start shit with him

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And you're wrong.

The thing about privilege is you fail to understand the impact of bigotry.

You see it is an innocuous comment because you don't deal with the impacts of it. Your biggest concern is thise darn kids on the street, check your privilege before telling other people how racism affects them.

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Use the handlebar from a pulley machine.

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First off, let this teach you to obtain and carry a small weapon from here on.

Secondly, a moid of that quality (and likely 5'9" stature) needs just one good elbow jab to the solar plexus at most. You could have just called the manager of the gym and explained your drama, though.

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Be a man and walk up to him and snap a picture of his face

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Take a fluorescent bulb out of the socket and smash one end :marseydimitri:

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eesh that's harsh, she'll give him fluoride poisoning

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If he comes at you just point away and say "OMG I can't believe there's a naked girl in the gym!!!"

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